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Orrex

(65,744 posts) Mon Jul 28, 2025, 09:03 AM Jul 28

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?

Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?

Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 28 OP

Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash? SheltieLover Jul 28 #1

Fatal sepsis from diaper rash . HaHaHaHaHa. Von Shitzenpanz. surfered Jul 28 #15

Thx SheltieLover Jul 28 #19

If only lamp_shade Jul 28 #2

Choked on an British Sausage at breakfast. SocialDemocrat61 Jul 28 #3

Fell asleep and drowned in his cup of tea berniesandersmittens Jul 28 #21

We need to manifest his death... MiHale Jul 28 #4

Be careful what you wish for... littlemissmartypants Jul 28 #12

Sadly, no. But when he eventually does, the creator of the Simpsons says there will be dancing in the streets surfered Jul 28 #5

Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned Blue Owl Jul 28 #6

Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 28 #7

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 28 #10

Hopefully soon 🍾🥂 surfered Jul 28 #16

Damn, not last night. republianmushroom Jul 28 #8

"Contemplating all the ways that may make this happen..." hlthe2b Jul 28 #9

So many great possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Jul 28 #11

I'm having fun here malaise Jul 28 #22

I loved the dinosaur!!! niyad Jul 28 #30

Metoo malaise Jul 28 #23

Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain. NNadir Jul 28 #13

While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine, Wicked Blue Jul 28 #14

Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado, generalbetrayus Jul 28 #17

No but malaise Jul 28 #18

ask him directly if he is still alive DBoon Jul 28 #26

You made me laugh malaise Jul 28 #28

Nope. Still in bed but I would've heard the noise outside. nt BWdem4life Jul 28 #20

No, dammit. ShazzieB Jul 28 #24

I heard a rumor his circulatory system is turning into concrete. Duncan Grant Jul 28 #25

I thought it was his colon DBoon Jul 28 #27

Another day of disappointment... WestMichRad Jul 28 #29