I guess REAL IDs arent good enough either

[misanthrope]

3. I am in the county next to the one where this arrest took place

Here is what is listed on the state's requirements for a Real ID:
Applicants must verify their identity and date of birth by providing one of the following documents*:
-Valid, unexpired United States Passport
-Certified Birth Certificate issued by a State Office of Vital Statistics
-Consular Report of Birth Abroad (Form FS-240, DS-1350, or FS-545
-Valid, unexpired Permanent Resident Card (Form I-551) issued by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) or Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS)
-Unexpired employment authorization document (EAD) issued by DHS (Form I-766 or Form I-688B)
-Unexpired Foreign Passport with a valid, unexpired U.S. Visa affixed, accompanied by the approved I-94 form documenting the applicant’s most recent admittance into the United States.
-Certificate of Naturalization issued by DHS (Form N-550 or N-570)
-Certificate of Citizenship issued by DHS (Form N-560 or N-561)

That is in addition to proof of Social Security number, and proof of principal address.

https://www.alea.gov/dps/driver-license/star-id/star-id-document-list