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Naked sleepwalker helped back to hotel 2 shenmue May 2016 May 2016 2 1568

South Carolina man applied for a loan so he could purchase some meth. 1 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 2 1329

Donkeys to wear diapers in Kenyan town 0 shenmue May 2016 May 2016 1 1375

Smuggler Busted With Meth-Stuffed Burrito, Feds Say 0 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1318

Dubuque Police called to Taco Bell 2 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1993

If you're gonna steal stuff don't post photos/videos/etc... 0 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 2 1388

China denies selling human flesh as tinned corned beef in Zambia in Africa 0 Bad Dog May 2016 May 2016 1 1899

Arizona TV reporter arrested for defecating on lawn while covering a story 2 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 3 1622

Meanwhile, Florida woman stole sex toys from Walmart because she was ‘too lazy’ to pay: police 8 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 1 1816

Another Florida mom finds image of Jesus in her baby’s dirty diaper 2 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 0 1495

Iowa firefighters rescue naked man from chimney. 2 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1566

Naked Florida man sends 5 dogs to viciously kill poodle because owner is a Muslim ‘terrorist prick’ 0 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 0 1264

Crimeans told to stop stealing sand from beaches 0 Bad Dog May 2016 May 2016 0 1785

Teacher caught with student at cemetery. 1 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1505

Kentucky man stopped traffic to moon police. 1 47of74 Apr 2016 May 2016 1 1543

Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider 3 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 May 2016 6 1553

You KNOW what state woman attacks hubby for getting her wrong flowers and candy 3 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1512

World Naked Gardening Day is May 7th 6 liberal N proud Apr 2016 May 2016 1 2657

The Dodge Viper ACR Creates So Much Downforce It Reduces MPG While Being Towed 2 marble falls May 2016 May 2016 0 2478

Dealer Alleges Fire That Destroyed Rare JDM Cars Caused by Illegal Marijuana Growing Operation 0 marble falls May 2016 May 2016 0 1644

World's Dumbest Vandal Arrested For Spray Painting “CHEETER” On Ex-Girlfriend's Car 5 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1898

New Jersey man does a Walter Sobchak on some cars 0 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 0 1454

Florida man finally notices bullet hole in his body three days after shooting himself: police 4 LiberalEsto May 2016 May 2016 2 2579

Police: Car crashes into pole after Dubuque man lets 7-year-old drive 1 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1497

Florida Man drives 6 miles with pissed off wife hanging on roof of car 5 Kaleva Apr 2016 May 2016 0 1927

The coast guard determined that Florida Man showed ‘a lack of planning and concern for his life’ 1 Kaleva Apr 2016 May 2016 0 1549

Loud sex leads to arrest for woman with neighbors struck by cancer 3 47of74 May 2016 May 2016 1 1755

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel' 1 muriel_volestrangler May 2016 May 2016 0 1764

French Euro 2016 team's English anthem criticised 0 Bad Dog May 2016 May 2016 1 1818

Ohio couple got in the mood and got busted in a parking lot 1 47of74 Apr 2016 May 2016 1 1740

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Lidl recalls tinned fish... because labels fail to warn cans may contain fish 0 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 1538

Man accidentally buys a cow off the internet while on sleeping pills 5 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 2906

Airport sniffer dogs find 'cheese and sausages' but no Class A drugs 7 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 10 2654

Vietnam vet saves the day 0 left-of-center2012 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 7 1446

Cops Seek Dominatrix In Bar Beating 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 2192

God told a South Carolina woman to crash into Wal-Mart 6 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 4 2050

Ambiancé: The world's longest ever film gets a seven hour trailer 1 MowCowWhoHow III Apr 2016 Apr 2016 1 1643

Florida (of course) man says too much masturbation and music was the reason for vandalizing property 2 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 1928

23 Sex Questions people asked on Yahoo answers... 5 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 2973

Nation-wide radio station hack airs hours of vulgar “furry sex” ramblings 2 friendly_iconoclast Apr 2016 Apr 2016 3 2107

Prank caller leads Coon Rapids Burger King employees to smash their windows 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1669

(Yep, that state) woman said she was hiding crack pipe hidden in her area for a friend. 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 1 1760

Chihuahua Leads Police On Chase Across San Francisco Bridge 1 47of74 Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1638

Florida woman arrested after shooting husband over affair, bullet lodges in man’s testicles 0 MADem Apr 2016 Apr 2016 0 1633

Someone really wanted Taco Bell 3 47of74 Mar 2016 Apr 2016 0 2149

National Poo Museum opens doors on Isle of Wight 1 muriel_volestrangler Apr 2016 Apr 2016 2 1759

Someone Spotted Satan Inside A Tasty-Looking Cut Of Beef 7 Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 Apr 2016 3 5396

Michigan man steals 33 cases of Whoppers 6 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Apr 2016 1 2842

Seattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator" 10 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2409

Wrong homes demolished after apparent Google Maps error - Company says demo mistake "Not a big deal" 1 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2328

Another (You know what state) woman arrested for sex acts on dogs 1 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2879

Do something different this Easter 0 Kaleva Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2053

British lottery pays out more for matching 3 numbers than 5 0 muriel_volestrangler Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2225

John Cleese may sue Fawlty Towers 'rip-off' 0 Bad Dog Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2215

I-95 in (guess) accident resulted in beer and chips all over the road. 9 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 3012

Where's Waldo? In Boston, apparently. 0 left-of-center2012 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2004

Leprechaun porn searches expected to rise 8,000% on St. Patrick's Day 10 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2702

Redding, California: Woman Escapes Police in Minivan Painted Like Vehicle From 'Scooby-Doo' 4 Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 Mar 2016 3 2886

New Zealand 'cat burglar' caught stealing men's underwear 2 Electric Monk Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1782

2014 video shows man urinating on Rice Krispies Treats conveyor belt 4 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2268

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Woman gives cop false name - that of her sister who had an arrest warrant 1 UrbScotty Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 1952

Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested At Waffle House 2 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2096

Passengers Playing Boom Box On Plane Sparks 5 Person Brawl 1 Initech Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1714

Were Martians wiped out by a nuclear bomb? Physicist to present new evidence 5 Recursion May 2015 Mar 2016 0 2730

Montreal homeless man owes $100 for.. being homeless man in Montreal 2 NHprogressive Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2220

Police spot tree lodged in car's front grille; driver arrested on DUI charge 3 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1966

Two-Year-Old Girl Calls 911 For Help Putting On Pants 0 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 4 1743

Flynt to Trump: What's Your Penis Size? 4 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 9 2922

Dumb Criminals: Road Rage - Guy Pulls Over Semi And Tells Driver To "Apologize To Jesus" 0 Initech Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 1573

Pornhub releases state by state map of most searched for terms 4 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 2581

Kentucky Hardees drive up customers get more than they bargained for 5 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 1 2052

Stolen taco truck fleeing California police hits school bus 4 jakeXT Mar 2016 Mar 2016 2 1847

Florida (obviously) woman arrested for stealing Ring of Bliss 1 47of74 Mar 2016 Mar 2016 0 2435

Police: Naked Fargo man broke into car wash, church and burned Bible pages to stay warm 2 TexasTowelie Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1864

Canadian man smuggles 38 turtles in pants 0 UrbScotty Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 1682

Catholic priest Fr Stephen Crossan 'caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room' 0 Bad Dog Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 2518

Donald Trump's face appears in pie. 2 Bad Dog Feb 2016 Feb 2016 3 5161

Goat landscaping crew is fired by Oregon city 0 jakeXT Feb 2016 Feb 2016 4 1876

Woman arrested trying to smuggle 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her. 3 47of74 Feb 2016 Feb 2016 0 1779

Pony Dressed as Unicorn Leads CHP on Wild Chase Near Fresno 2 csziggy Feb 2016 Feb 2016 1 2262

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