Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/18/2025

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Epstein Files Vote Is A Huge Loss For Trump | "Quiet Piggy" | Dictator Besties | A Flying McDonald’s

All the talk about Jeffrey Epstein seems to be getting to Trump, who behaved in a disgusting way towards a female reporter on Air Force One. Perhaps he was cheered up today by welcoming Saudi Arabia's leader to the White House and giving an hour-long speech at a McDonald’s convention.





"How Do Whales Brush Their Teeth?" Stephen Colbert Answers Real Questions From Real Kids

Kids. They're those little people hiding behind iPads at the dinner table. If your kid has a question for Stephen Colbert, post it on social media with the hashtag #ColbertKidQuestions or send it to us directly via this link: https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/colbertkidquestions

Please include your child's name and age, and you may see your kid featured on a future episode! Visit https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc2G2GYwGrTf8C2Q-3o9ieP9jxJelPui5eTqROEr697B3hv7w/viewform for more information. Special thanks to our good friends Charli XCX and Anderson Cooper!





The Real American Heroes

We salute you, House Republicans.

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1. Ultra High Processed foods

Will be the nation’s hero when this fat fuck goes horizontal.