Kimmel: Trump Rambles to Our Troops in Japan & Jimmy Challenges Him to a Televised IQ Test vs Crockett & AOC

[TexasTowelie]

The Dodgers beat the Blue Jays last night in what turned into an 18 inning World Series game, Trump was in Japan where he got a tour and was walked around like a dog at the Westminster Dog Show, he held a rally on the USS Washington where he rambled to our troops on a range of topics including magnets and steam, we are on day 28 of his shutdown and some Republicans are not happy with their Squeaker of the House Mike Johnson, Team Trump has ordered the FBI to look for documents related to the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, Jimmy once again challenges Trump to go up against Jasmine Crockett and AOC in a televised IQ test called “The James C. Kimmel Cognitive Aptitude and Mental Brilliance Invitational,” and we headed to our local Farmers Market asked some older folks hanging around to try on some popular new costumes and guess what it is they’re wearing.

[msongs]

1. maybe he's trying to keep his hands of the Japanese PM cuz to him she's like a young girl nt

[Norrrm]

2. When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to monitor an IQ test for Trump.

When Trump insulted Rex Tillerson's intelligence, MENSA offered to monitor an IQ test for Trump.

Donald was smart enough to not accept their offer.

Link to tweet

[Crowman2009]

3. Who the hell on the USS George Washington was excited to see the senile old dickhead do his stupid dance?

And I thought fans of redneck comics were easy to amuse. I assume those sailors were the ASVAB waivers.

[Justice matters.]

4. Their king they seem to love is entertaining them with his...

famous Jeffrey Epstein Shuffle

[Cha]

5. I live to laugh with Jimmy at night... TY! nt