Trump picks wrong fight, loses in humiliating fashion - Another Day - Brian Tyler Cohen

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Trump goes toe-to-toe with America's
boss No not Qatar The other one This is
just another
day You know that feeling where everyone
regardless of political persuasion just
can't help but love you james Comey does
not If you can recall most Democrats
think that the former FBI director hurt
Hillary Clinton's chances in 2016 with
his announcement over the investigation
into her emails And most Republicans
think his investigation into Trump's
relationship with Russia was totally
unwarranted Well after taking a break
from the spotlight Jimmy's back Former
FBI Director James Comey is under
investigation for a now deleted
Instagram post Please not a dickpick
Please not a dickpick Please not a dick
pick I want to put the post up here It's
a photo uh on the beach and you can see
there this was reposted by a Trump
administration official It says 8647 in
stones in the sand And Comey posted this
with the caption "Cool shell formation
on my beachwalk." Some are arguing could
be a call to violence against the
president That's why I always say never
rely on other people's shells to convey
your political opinions Use your own
shells to convey your political opinions
Unfortunately unlike other people's
beach art this incident isn't washing
away with the tide Secretary of Homeland
Security Christy Gnome wrote on social
media both her department and the Secret
Service are actively investigating the
post as a threat Do you believe Comey
should be in jail i do Look I don't
think that James Comey should be put in
jail but I might change my tune if it
means he'll be sharing a cell with
fellow 86er Matt Gates who claimed that
Kevin McCarthy Ronald McDaniel and Mitch
McConnell have all been 86 Rest in peace
my sweet prince But the pearl clutching
continued The president's son Donald Don
Trump Jr posted this Just James Comey
casually calling for my pre for my
father for my dad to be murdered This is
who the Dem media worships Thank God
we've got Don Jr here to prevent the
incitement of violence which is
something that he holds very dear except
when he posts tweets glorifying that one
time that Paul Pelosi was viciously
attacked with a hammer But other than
that he totally hates political violence
Isn't there anybody on the right who can
take a virtuous stand here and decry the
violence perhaps Jack Bibic who wrote
"The former director of the FBI is
calling for left-wing assassins to
target our president and kill him Have
no idea why he hasn't been arrested
yet." Thank you Jack Finally somebody
who understands the gravity of the
situation and who definitely totally
didn't tweet 8646 about Joe Biden on
January 29th 2022 Some advice Jack maybe
86-year-old tweets before your next
fainting spell So should we expect James
Comey to end up behind bars how
seriously should law enforcement be
taking this
i'm not sure they should take it serious
at all Only because the following
8647 are on t-shirts you can buy mugs
that you can buy And it isn't because
people want to harm or have the
president harmed They just don't like
him Exactly and not liking this
president is all the rage right now As
President Trump continues his tour of
the Middle East today he's facing harsh
criticism from none other than the boss
Bruce Springsteen They are persecuting
people for using their right to free
speech and voicing their disscent
They're abandoning our great
allies and siding with dictators Not the
most catchy tune but you can't knock the
truth Well I'm sure Donald Trump is so
busy making deals in the Middle East
brokering peace between Ukraine and
Russia and stopping Iran from gaining a
nuclear weapon that he hasn't even had
time
to you already know he did Trump
responded to Springsteen in a Fiery
Truth social post writing this quote I
see that highly overrated Bruce
Springsteen goes to a foreign country to
speak badly about the president of the
United States never liked him never
liked his music or his radical left
politics And importantly he's not a
talented guy Donald Trump has pedled
numerous lies over the years He said
Obama was born in Kenya He said the 2020
election was stolen He said he can still
see his own dick when he pees But Bruce
Springsteen isn't talented You don't
even have to like the guy's music I
think there might be just a smidge of
talent involved when you are 21 albums
and six decades deep into your career
and still selling out entire arenas
across the globe I hate to turn this
into a who's the more talented musician
but between Springsteen and Trump's
favorite artist I'm proud to be
partnering with my very good friend Lee
Greenwood Who doesn't love his song God
Bless the USA i'm proud to partner with
Lee in this offering He's a very special
man Well this weekend you can catch
Springsteen at an arena in England Or on
the same night you can check out Lee
Greenwald at the Best Western in
Monteello Indiana So yeah same same Why
is it that Republicans hate Bruce
Springsteen so much poundforpound when
it comes to Heartland Rock and Roll
Bruce Springsteen's made some good songs
I'll give him that Bob Seager smokes
them any day of the week in my book I
mean Bruce Springsteen's another one of
these liberals who has mountains of
money that so desperately wants to keep
his good standing in the eyes of
Hollywood and the elite but plays like
this workingass guy Yeah him for
pretending he's some workingclass dude
says the guy who performs like he can't
afford a shirt with sleeves when he's
actually amassed a $150 million fortune
Any other critiques but I don't know
about you when I go to be entertained at
a concert I want to be entertained by
music not your politics Damn straight
People don't want their musicians
bashing their politicians They want my
politicians bashing their musicians On
his truth social account May 16th the
president posted a question asking his
followers quote "Has anyone noticed that
since I said I hate Taylor Swift she's
no longer hot?" Well I'll tell you who
didn't notice Taylor Swift because she's
too busy counting the$2 billion dollars
she made off her last tour a
record-breaking hall Maybe instead of
begging Qatar for a plane you could ask
Taylor to buy you one Look I think the
message that this administration is
trying to convey is that if you're going
to debase our nation's values at least
produce the hell out of it As Trump's
immigration crackdown intensifies the
Department of Homeland Security is
reportedly reviewing a pitch for a
reality TV show where immigrants would
compete for citizenship The proposed
show called The American would feature
12 contestants vying to fasttrack US
citizenship Well that's right If you've
been watching this administration
show and thinking "Hey this could be a
show." Then you're in luck This
idea comes from Rob Warsoff a producer
known for Millionaire Matchmaker or as
Trump refers to it poor people
matchmaker The show called The American
would show people competing for
citizenship And in the finale the winner
would get sworn in on the steps of the
capital You know unless the uh
administration was filming another show
at the capital that same day In the
pitch that the United States Department
of Homeland Security is actually
considering game prizes would be
iconically American such as 1 million
American Airlines points a $10,000
Starbucks gift card or a lifetime supply
of 76 gasoline You know as opposed to
the gift that should be iconically
American which is letting people
immigrate and acquire citizenship in our
country without having to degrade
themselves on national television We
have a former reality star in charge of
our nation who's put marketing way above
governance and he's filled out his
cabinet with characters who feel the
same way Christy Gnome cares less about
respecting the rights of immigrants and
more about making sure she has the right
wardrobe She's like a line of
collectible Barbie dolls There's cowgirl
gnome warden gnome pack and heat gnome
and even stonewalling congress gnome And
Noom isn't the only cabinet member that
Donald Trump plucked from central
casting who lacks any qualifications to
do the job Who do these generals think
they are that they have to take
helicopters to go to meetings or go to i
don't know who it was We should find out
And will the DoD Who do we ask i mean
you're the transportation secretary How
do you not know we the FA the FAA
doesn't know We asked the DoD The DoD
has promised radical transparency They
should tell us who is qualified to take
a helicopter out of the Pentagon I don't
know but they have to tell us Oh could
you just call up HEGs well I I should
actually That was transportation
secretary and former lumberjack Shawn
Duffy who couldn't hack it when asked
why our airspace is unsafe I mean Trump
made this guy the head of the nation's
health department I don't think people
should be taking advice medical advice
from me Yeah no I don't think
anybody should be taking advice from a
guy who's hosting his own version of
Fear Factor E coli edition on the
weekends So instead of trying to produce
a new reality show these White House
officials should recognize that they're
already on one The world is watching and
everybody agrees this season sucks.

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