Forget the Conclave, Let Lewis Black Choose the Next Pope - The Daily Show

[TexasTowelie]

In honor of the conclave, Lewis Black sounds off on the Vatican's mysterious process to select a new pope, including this year’s parlay options, the surprising number of cardinals taking lessons from the Oscar-nominated "Conclave" film, and the merch being sold to incompetent tourists.

[panfluteman]

1. That Final Jewish Pope Thing Made Me Think of My Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke:

You know, I'm a Japanese Jew - I was circumcised at Benihana's!