I'm starting a new teaching gig this week.

[Goblinmonger]

I would appreciate it if you would all fart for me so that it goes well. It would mean a lot.

Thanks.

[Heddi]

1. Tootin' one out for you now, Gobs

Anything for a friend

[trotsky]

2. Farting so hard for you right now! n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

13. Not too hard, now

Or you will be trotsky'ing to the bathroom for cleanup

[deucemagnet]

3. Playin' a tune for ya, GM.

http://www.burpandfartpiano.com/

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Cleared the room for ya there, brother. n/t

[Lordquinton]

5. Petitioning for a fart circle group

May your new class be less stinky.

[Rainforestgoddess]

6. Eating beans tonight .

Just for you!

[Curmudgeoness]

7. Good luck. Sending lots of farts your way.

I will ask all my friends to fart for you too.

[Iggo]

8. Done!

Hope it helps!

[Freelancer]

9. Up on one butt cheek as I type this. -nt

[EvolveOrConvolve]

10. Oops, just pooped a little

Thanks GM!

[nil desperandum]

11. Lucky for you

I had beans and chili dogs with onions last night....this will be a non-issue, in fact I suspect I'll have little choice in the matter for the rest of the day.

[rurallib]

12. I am having the whole family fart for you

including the cats.

Did you feel a vibe? Fluffy just offered one up.

[awoke_in_2003]

14. Just

Farted in your general direction

[edhopper]

15. You are in my farts, Gob.

[immoderate]

16. Big sweet one!

That's how I roll.

--imm

[progressoid]

17. So...? How did the first week go?

Did our farts help?

[mountain grammy]

18. Hope our gas made for a good week..

Good luck on that teaching gig.

[NeoGreen]

19. I can do one better...

...


Plus, it seems apropos in light of "other" threads...

[Goblinmonger]

20. Thanks for your farts; they have clearly worked.

Students start on Thursday, but so far the new school has been awesome and very welcoming. All as a result of your awesome farts.