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Duncanpup

(15,651 posts) Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:19 AM Feb 2023

I have sex daily

I mean dyslexia fcuk.

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I have sex daily (Original Post) Duncanpup Feb 2023 OP

I was hoping for a Bonobo chimp story! GreenWave Feb 2023 #1

Well, that *is* a big piece of wood. Beartracks Feb 2023 #8

Oh my goodness! That is definitely a click bait heading! Ziggysmom Feb 2023 #2

How much snow did you get. Duncanpup Feb 2023 #14

... 2naSalit Feb 2023 #3

epic nun! unblock Feb 2023 #4

I saw sex daisy thought it was a chain story... MiHale Feb 2023 #5

HA! tavernier Feb 2023 #6

I have "hall" sex several times a day. Probatim Feb 2023 #7

You sir are a romantic Duncanpup Feb 2023 #15

rofl rurallib Feb 2023 #9

Good one, brother. Aviation Pro Feb 2023 #10

Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Feb 2023 #11

Like the dyslexic atheist who did not believe in dog. PCIntern Feb 2023 #12

What happens on DU should pprobably..... jaxexpat Feb 2023 #13

GreenWave

(12,801 posts)

1. I was hoping for a Bonobo chimp story!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:23 AM

Feb 2023

I just found a modest one!

Beartracks

(14,653 posts)

8. Well, that *is* a big piece of wood.

Reply to GreenWave (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 10:04 AM

Feb 2023

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Ziggysmom

(4,158 posts)

2. Oh my goodness! That is definitely a click bait heading!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:23 AM

Feb 2023

You started my rainy, snowy day with a huge laugh. Thank you!

Duncanpup

(15,651 posts)

14. How much snow did you get.

Reply to Ziggysmom (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:20 PM

Feb 2023

It was in the 60’s today in Biglerville pa unbelievable for February.

2naSalit

(103,817 posts)

3. ...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:31 AM

Feb 2023

unblock

(56,265 posts)

4. epic nun!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:31 AM

Feb 2023

i mean nice pun dimnat!

MiHale

(13,176 posts)

5. I saw sex daisy thought it was a chain story...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:44 AM

Feb 2023

tavernier

(14,512 posts)

6. HA!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 09:08 AM

Feb 2023

Probatim

(3,298 posts)

7. I have "hall" sex several times a day.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 09:36 AM

Feb 2023

My wife stands at one end of the hallway and I at the other and we you "f*ck you" at each other.

Not what I thought marriage would be.

Duncanpup

(15,651 posts)

15. You sir are a romantic

Reply to Probatim (Reply #7)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 08:22 PM

Feb 2023

rurallib

(64,836 posts)

9. rofl

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 10:05 AM

Feb 2023

Aviation Pro

(15,770 posts)

10. Good one, brother.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 10:39 AM

Feb 2023

Never heard that one before.

Wounded Bear

(64,655 posts)

11. Ok, that got a chuckle...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 10:43 AM

Feb 2023

PCIntern

(28,595 posts)

12. Like the dyslexic atheist who did not believe in dog.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 10:47 AM

Feb 2023

jaxexpat

(7,794 posts)

13. What happens on DU should pprobably.....

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Feb 9, 2023, 11:02 AM

Feb 2023

be rebroadcast after midnight.

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