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red dog 1

(33,471 posts) Sun Dec 1, 2019, 08:10 PM Dec 2019

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Donald Trump is so bald, _______________?

when he goes to bed his head slips off the pillow.

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Donald Trump is so bald, _______________? (Original Post) red dog 1 Dec 2019 OP

If I had a dog with a face like Trump's, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards. n/t brewens Dec 2019 #1

Ha! MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #7

You can focus the shine with a lens and set pants on fire. Xipe Totec Dec 2019 #2

tRumps butt is soo big... mbusby Dec 2019 #3

... it distracts from the fact that he's blind as a bat when he doesn't wear glasses TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Dec 2019 #5

Donald Trump is so bald, his hairline is receding faster than the 18th tee red dog 1 Dec 2019 #6

Trump is so bald Mr. Clean got jealous. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #8

...You could use his head as a bowling ball. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #9

Donald Trump is so bald birds land on his head. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #10

Donald Trump is so bald you could play Air Hockey on his head. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #11

Trump is so bald you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like his ass. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #12

+1 broiles Jan 2020 #26

Donald Trump is so bald even the wig doesn't help. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #13

Trump is so bald, when it's windy & his wig flips up he looks like a walking corn nut red dog 1 Dec 2019 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #15

Donald Trump is so bald when it's windy he looks like Mr. Clean. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #16

Donald Trump is so bald his wig has a Secret Service code name. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #17

The Secret Service gave Trump's wig the code name MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #18

Donald Trump is so bald he makes Mr. Clean jealous! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #19

A Trump wig joke MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #20

Trump is so bald he doesn't have a forehead..he has a forever head! MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #21

Wait a second, buddy boy. Jim Riggins Jan 2020 #22

You're not Shitler red dog 1 Jan 2020 #23

Donald Trump is so bald, even that yellow road-kill he wears on his head doesn't help! MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #24

Donald Trump is so bald he shampoos with Pledge MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #25

Trump is so heinous, when Steve Bannon stands next John Fante Jan 2020 #27

Donald Trump is so bald Ohiogal Jan 2020 #28

Trump is so stupid John Fante Jan 2020 #29

DT is so bald, he's going to replace the Bald Eagle as our national bird red dog 1 Jan 2020 #30

Message auto-removed Name removed Feb 2020 #31

brewens

(15,359 posts)

1. If I had a dog with a face like Trump's, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards. n/t

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 08:12 PM

Dec 2019

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

7. Ha!

Reply to brewens (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 06:07 PM

Dec 2019

Xipe Totec

(44,589 posts)

2. You can focus the shine with a lens and set pants on fire.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 08:25 PM

Dec 2019

mbusby

(825 posts)

3. tRumps butt is soo big...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 08:28 PM

Dec 2019

...he can play pool with the planets.

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)

4. ... it distracts from the fact that he's blind as a bat when he doesn't wear glasses

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 09:34 PM

Dec 2019

.

Yes, he's Batly.

He can't see shit but his vanity prevents him from wearing glasses in public.

.

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red dog 1 This message was self-deleted by its author.

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

6. Donald Trump is so bald, his hairline is receding faster than the 18th tee

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 2, 2019, 08:56 PM

Dec 2019

of his golf course in Ireland.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

8. Trump is so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 06:10 PM

Dec 2019

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

9. ...You could use his head as a bowling ball.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 4, 2019, 08:16 PM

Dec 2019

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

10. Donald Trump is so bald birds land on his head.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 08:19 PM

Dec 2019

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

11. Donald Trump is so bald you could play Air Hockey on his head.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2019, 09:24 PM

Dec 2019

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

12. Trump is so bald you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like his ass.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2019, 04:48 PM

Dec 2019

broiles

(1,464 posts)

26. +1

Reply to MatthewHatesTrump2 (Reply #12)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 02:39 PM

Jan 2020

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

13. Donald Trump is so bald even the wig doesn't help.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:07 PM

Dec 2019

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

14. Trump is so bald, when it's windy & his wig flips up he looks like a walking corn nut

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Dec 14, 2019, 05:53 PM

Dec 2019

Response to red dog 1 (Original post)

MatthewHatesTrump2 This message was self-deleted by its author.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

16. Donald Trump is so bald when it's windy he looks like Mr. Clean.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2019, 05:24 PM

Dec 2019

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

17. Donald Trump is so bald his wig has a Secret Service code name.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 18, 2019, 11:34 PM

Dec 2019

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

18. The Secret Service gave Trump's wig the code name

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 19, 2019, 04:18 PM

Dec 2019

"Big Yeller"

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

19. Donald Trump is so bald he makes Mr. Clean jealous!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 19, 2019, 10:34 PM

Dec 2019

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

20. A Trump wig joke

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 20, 2019, 04:50 PM

Dec 2019

Trump: "Foreign Policy?..If you mess with the United States there will to be hell toupee."

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

21. Trump is so bald he doesn't have a forehead..he has a forever head!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 7, 2020, 05:50 PM

Jan 2020

Jim Riggins

(23 posts)

22. Wait a second, buddy boy.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2020, 09:47 AM

Jan 2020

I'm bald and my head doesn't slip off the pillow. Though, it might blind passing motorists. Not sure.

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

23. You're not Shitler

Reply to Jim Riggins (Reply #22)

Wed Jan 8, 2020, 07:27 PM

Jan 2020

Welcome to DU, buddy boy!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

24. Donald Trump is so bald, even that yellow road-kill he wears on his head doesn't help!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2020, 04:30 PM

Jan 2020

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

25. Donald Trump is so bald he shampoos with Pledge

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 02:32 PM

Jan 2020

John Fante

(3,479 posts)

27. Trump is so heinous, when Steve Bannon stands next

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 02:56 PM

Jan 2020

to him, Steve is referred to as "the handsome one".

Ohiogal

(41,068 posts)

28. Donald Trump is so bald

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 03:01 PM

Jan 2020

It looks like his neck is blowing a bubble.

John Fante

(3,479 posts)

29. Trump is so stupid

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 03:08 PM

Jan 2020

he thinks windmills cause cancer, stealth planes are literally invisible, Greenland is for sale, and raking leaves is the proper way to maintain forests...

Satire is dead.

red dog 1

(33,471 posts)

30. DT is so bald, he's going to replace the Bald Eagle as our national bird

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:49 PM

Jan 2020

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