Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________?

[red dog 1]

Donald Trump is so dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[Atticus]

1. ---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt

[red dog 1]

5. That's hilarious!

[micDROP]

14. LMFAO

best 1

[BKDem]

2. ...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him

[red dog 1]

7. or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant

[onecaliberal]

3. ... he describes himself as a stable genius

[Atticus]

4. ---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt

[Atticus]

6. ---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt

[red dog 1]

8. Good one!

[underpants]

9. He takes Jr's advice

[dameatball]

10. He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying).

[Turbineguy]

26. Good one!

[dameatball]

35. Thank you. Fred says hey....:)

[Heartstrings]

11. He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. ...Republicans voted for him.

[BHDem53]

13. ...he thought Mexico would pay for it.

[rsdsharp]

15. He went to school

but a carrot could have gotten better grades.

[red dog 1]

16. ...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

[red dog 1]

17. He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

[red dog 1]

18. He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces.

[red dog 1]

19. ..he got hit by a parked car!

[red dog 1]

20. ...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

21. ... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it!

[red dog 1]

22. He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease.

[leftieNanner]

27. This one made me

LOL!

Reminds me of an old joke. A man goes to the doctor complaining that his testicles have turned blue. After a thorough examination, the doctor is perplexed. He brings the man's wife in to the exam room and asks her what kind of contraception they are using. She says "jelly" and he asks her "what kind?". Her answer: "Grape"

Ba-dum-tshhhh.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

31. So is Moby Dick.

[red dog 1]

23. Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean.

[underpants]

28. Love it.

[red dog 1]

24. DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ

[red dog 1]

25. DT is so dumb,

he put a battery in water to make an energy drink.

[sdfernando]

29. donald dump is so dumb

he thinks he can go to the Supreme Court to stop Impeachment!

[aeromanKC]

30. Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!"

Could be dating myself with that one. .??

[red dog 1]

34. Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson

They used to do that a lot.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

32. When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar.

[red dog 1]

33. See reply # 23

(but yours is good too)

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

36. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

[red dog 1]

37. Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew

[red dog 1]

38. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player

[pangaia]

51. Winner..

[red dog 1]

39. Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ

[red dog 1]

40. Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another

Slovenian model.

[red dog 1]

41. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

42. Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

[red dog 1]

43. Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

44. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname.

[red dog 1]

60. Good one!

[red dog 1]

45. Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes.

[red dog 1]

46. Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

47. Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job.

[red dog 1]

48. Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

49. Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented

to oversee Monticello.

[red dog 1]

50. Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

(As if that idiot EVER watches 60 Minutes), since it's not on Fox News.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

52. Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail.

[red dog 1]

53. Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said:

"Hold the cheese!"

[red dog 1]

54. Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet

[red dog 1]

55. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

56. Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook.

[red dog 1]

57. Donald Trump is so dumb,

He wears a yellow douche bag on his head.

[red dog 1]

58. Shitler is so dumb

when you look up the word "stupid" in the dictionary, there's a photo of HIM!

[red dog 1]

59. Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head.

[red dog 1]

61. Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency

by winning the popular vote.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

62. Donald Trump is so dumb,

he thinks Lester Holt was the newscaster on WKRP

[red dog 1]

63. Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House,

and the Secret Service have to help him find his way.

[red dog 1]

64. DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane

[red dog 1]

65. Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

66. Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten.

[red dog 1]

67. Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One.

[red dog 1]

68. Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

69. Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample.

[red dog 1]

70. Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository

[red dog 1]

71. Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

72. Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him.

[red dog 1]

73. Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico

[red dog 1]

74. Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

75. Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales.

[SWBTATTReg]

76. DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt

[Bradshaw3]

77. He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother

[COLGATE4]

78. Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game

[COLGATE4]

79. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D.

[red dog 1]

80. Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree!

[red dog 1]

81. Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team.

[red dog 1]

82. Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse,

(like F#ck You)