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kerouac2

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Tue Nov 25, 2025, 04:48 PM Tuesday

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I’ll tell you later.



Couple more

Riddle: What did the Pilgrim use to bake bread?
Answer: May-flour!

Riddle: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
Answer: It had 24 carrots.

Riddle: When is turkey soup bad for your health?
Answer: When you’re the turkey!

Thanksgiving Riddles for Kids from Fun Kids Jokes
https://funkidsjokes.com/thanksgiving-riddles-for-kids/


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