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MayReasonRule
May 2
OP
Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time.
JustABozoOnThisBus
May 2
#3
He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"...
MayReasonRule
May 2
#8
Bernardo de La Paz
(55,927 posts)1. I laughed! But dated 2055?
JustABozoOnThisBus
(24,142 posts)3. Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time.
Seinan Sensei
(970 posts)11. Weekend at Bernie's
erronis
(19,787 posts)4. He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on.
3D reality - no goggles needed. He'll keep looking younger and younger every appearance.
The crowds will swell with adoring very similar-looking figures. All chanting in perfect unison.
The few remaining dogey-boys will be running the controls behind the curtain with a virtual musky creature lording it over them.
twodogsbarking
(13,722 posts)6. Oh shit, I want to outlive him. You know why. The party, peeing on him.
MayReasonRule
(3,362 posts)8. He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"...
But I'd damn sure piss on his headstone!
CloudWatcher
(2,019 posts)7. Sunday, December 20th 2055. :)
December 20th in 2055 is a Monday. It is a Sunday next year though (2026).
surfered
(6,831 posts)2. LOL

dchill
(42,358 posts)5. O. M. G. !
That's SOOOOO good! 👍👍👍
Wounded Bear
(61,994 posts)9. OK, that got a chuckle...

twodogsbarking
(13,722 posts)10. It's Fred's fault.
mamacita75
(165 posts)12. OMG
Thank you so much! What a great laugh!
Nigrum Cattus
(539 posts)13. Don't give em any ideas

orangecrush
(24,699 posts)14. ...
