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Breaking News (Original Post) MayReasonRule May 2 OP
I laughed! But dated 2055? Bernardo de La Paz May 2 #1
Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2 #3
Weekend at Bernie's Seinan Sensei May 2 #11
He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on. erronis May 2 #4
Oh shit, I want to outlive him. You know why. The party, peeing on him. twodogsbarking May 2 #6
He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"... MayReasonRule May 2 #8
Sunday, December 20th 2055. :) CloudWatcher May 2 #7
LOL surfered May 2 #2
O. M. G. ! dchill May 2 #5
OK, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear May 2 #9
It's Fred's fault. twodogsbarking May 2 #10
OMG mamacita75 May 2 #12
Don't give em any ideas Nigrum Cattus May 2 #13
... orangecrush May 2 #14

erronis

(19,787 posts)
4. He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on.
Fri May 2, 2025, 02:09 PM
May 2

3D reality - no goggles needed. He'll keep looking younger and younger every appearance.

The crowds will swell with adoring very similar-looking figures. All chanting in perfect unison.

The few remaining dogey-boys will be running the controls behind the curtain with a virtual musky creature lording it over them.

MayReasonRule

(3,362 posts)
8. He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"...
Fri May 2, 2025, 03:46 PM
May 2

But I'd damn sure piss on his headstone!

CloudWatcher

(2,019 posts)
7. Sunday, December 20th 2055. :)
Fri May 2, 2025, 02:54 PM
May 2

December 20th in 2055 is a Monday. It is a Sunday next year though (2026).

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