Thinking of writing a book of fish puns

[Marthe48]

So if you hear a good one, let minnow

[MiHale]

1. Ok just for the halibut...stay tuna!

[-misanthroptimist]

2. Seems like a small scale project to me.

[unblock]

3. This idea is worth its weight in goldfish puns are very poplar.

Yeah, I threw in a treefish pun for ya.

Tang you very much, I'll be here all week.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. All this thinking about fishy puns is very stressful

It’s given me a migraine haddock

[Harker]

5. I'll cast a wide net with my chums.

[Charging Triceratops]

6. There was once a TV commercial like that

I recall someone being told to hit the PIKE.

[3825-87867]

7. Tsk Tsk, Marthe48

We all know you're just trying to hook us with click bait! LOL!

[List left]

8. Costal Canadians are all aboat fish. nt

[intheflow]

9. About 40 years ago,

my friend opened a seafood shack. He called it Jamie's Home for Battered Fish.

[Ziggysmom]

10. You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out 🐟

[soldierant]

11. Well, there's always The Fishermen's Quartet" -

First Tuna, Second Tuna, Barracuda, and Bass. They get together every Friday nicht ans sing scales for the halibut.

(This actually goes on - and on and on - but this is all I can remember. Sorry.)

[Old Crank]

12. Please, don;t be.... :)

[True Dough]

13. I don't mean to carp

but is there any update on this book project of yours, Marthe? I'm not herring anything. Wondering if you're on the perch of literary greatness or if you'll flounder?

Hope I don't sound crabby. I'll clam up now!

[Marthe48]

14. There's no jaws for concern, but

I'm no Salmon Rushdie. I put my heart and sole into the idea, but maybe I shad let you off the hook, True

[True Dough]

15. You keep swimming upstream

and have a merry little Christmas, Marthe!

[3825-87867]

16. Wrting a book like that...

can be a whale of an undertaking. But if that's your porpoise in life, hope it nets you a great catch.

[lastlib]

17. What porpoise will it serve?

I predict you'll get writer's block and end up floundering on this.

[lastlib]

18. From the tuna this thread, you might....

...be going about it bass-ackward.