So this drunk is stumbling through the woods.

[Duncanpup]

And he stumbles into a preacher baptizing people in the river.

Preacher turns smells the alcohol on drunks breath and ask sir are you ready to find Jesus the drunk replies yes.

Pastor grabs him holds him under water brings him up and asks have you found Jesus.

Drunk gasping says no I haven’t pastor puts him underwater again brings him up. Asks have you found Jesus drunk says no.

Pastor dunks him back in water holds him for thirty seconds brings him up asks have you found Jesus now.

Drunk gasping for air goes hell no pastor are you sure this is where he fell in at.

[Bluethroughu]

1. Good moring!

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Hahaha

[spike jones]

3. There was a time in a store check-out line an older guy in front had a cap on with the words "The Bible" on the back.

I was curious what the front said and he noticed me looking, turned toward me, and said, “Have you found Jesus?” On the spur of the moment and without thinking, I said, “I didn’t know he was lost.” The two teens behind me snickered and their mother shushed them. Then I continued, “When was he last seen?” the teens broke-up, and the old man turned around looking confused

[Duncanpup]

4. 😂

[sop]

5. Heard a similar joke...

Preacher dunks the sinner, asking, "Do you believe?" Sinner says nothing.

Preacher does it a second time, only longer, demanding, "Do you believe?" No response.

Angry preacher does it for a third time for nearly a minute, asks again loudly, "Do you believe?"

Sinner gasps, "I believe you're trying to drown me, preacher!"

[mountain grammy]

6. hahaha

[cate94]

7. Thank you!

Great morning giggle.

[SimplyHadEnough]

8. Omg!

Lol, 🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one.

[JoseBalow]

9. Where's the money, Lebowski?

It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

[Duncanpup]

10. I love that movie

[zanana1]

11. Okay.

I usually expect some dumb pun, but that was excellent!