On this day October 27, 4004 BCE all fish and birds were made.

[spike jones]

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[BowlerBob]

1. ..

[yardwork]

2. This made me laugh. Thanks!

[Girard442]

3. The Red State schools are going to save a bucket of money on science textbooks.

[Shermann]

4. Then God created us and gave us dominion over them

Thanks God, that has been totally sweet!

Sucks to be you, birds and fish!

[WestMichRad]

5. So long and Thanks for all the Fish!

Douglas Adams

[SCantiGOP]

6. The world may be older than that

I read on the Internet that it was created in September of 4004 BCE.

[sanatanadharma]

7. And the dinosaur bones

Don't forget the dinosaur bones God needed to plant in order that the Devil could preach evolution.
When one is all knowing, there are an infinitude of details that one has to pay attention to, and you can't put it off until tomorrow because tomorrow never comes for the Omnipresent.