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Duncanpup

(15,565 posts) Sun Dec 28, 2025, 01:48 PM Sunday

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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay.

Twenty one my boy his lady friend was not allowed to squeak the squeak trout as her and chonk snuggled on sofa .
Dunc got a case of the ass and moved with his trout to the other end of the couch young lady you’re not squeak toy qualified.
And yet now chonk is laying next to her tight head on her lap why because she’s eating a cheeseburger.

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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay. (Original Post) Duncanpup Sunday OP

The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach. sinkingfeeling Sunday #1

Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣 ShazzieB Sunday #2

Lol SheltieLover Sunday #3

Dunc smelled burger. Duncanpup Sunday #5

A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly Diamond_Dog Sunday #4

Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger" MIButterfly Sunday #6

sinkingfeeling

(57,147 posts)

1. The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 01:56 PM

Sunday

ShazzieB

(22,189 posts)

2. Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:03 PM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(76,421 posts)

3. Lol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:09 PM

Sunday

Did he hide his squeaky fish first?

Duncanpup

(15,565 posts)

5. Dunc smelled burger.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:12 PM

Sunday

And tossed squeak trout under the bus , it was left at the other end of the couch.

Diamond_Dog

(39,711 posts)

4. A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 02:10 PM

Sunday

Squeak trout rights must be earned over time.

MIButterfly

(1,992 posts)

6. Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger"

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 28, 2025, 03:17 PM

Sunday

or is it "Let's let bygones be bygones. Share and share alike"?

Dunc, you gotta love him. And we do!

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