Pantless Florida car thief storms out of porta-potty 'wielding two wooden stakes'

[marmar]

A strung-out, half-naked Florida man swiped a construction worker’s vehicle and tried to run him over with it — then attempted to hide from cops in a porta-potty before emerging pantless and “wielding two wooden stakes,” officials said.

Joshua Mulnix, 43, was arrested after his wild path of destruction along Florida’s Cape Coral on Oct. 27, authorities said.

Mulnix, who officials said “appeared to be on drugs,” wandered off a beach and over to a private property while only wearing a pair of sweatpants. There, he started to berate a construction worker and unsuccessfully tried to break into a shed, according to an arrest affidavit.

He then allegedly pivoted to the construction worker’s white Nissan SUV, which was unlocked and had the keys inside. ...........................(more)

https://nypost.com/2025/11/11/us-news/pantless-florida-car-thief-storms-out-of-porta-potty-wielding-two-wooden-stakes-cops/

[FalloutShelter]

1. Florida Man..

Never fails to entertain.

[Xavier Breath]

2. Hopefully those two stakes were the only wood he was packing.

[twodogsbarking]

3. Is he from this planet? Oh wait, he is from Florida. Never mind.

That's about as close to an actual cone head as you can get.

[twodogsbarking]

4. My salute today is for all of the good cops that have to deal with, well, humans.