Doug Ford, Rob Ford's brother, running for leader of the Progressive Conservative Party

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of Ontario. God help us all.

[True Dough]

1. The Beaverton has this covered!

Mid-level drug dealer announces bid for Ontario PC leadership

TORONTO – A successful mid-level hash dealer named Doug Ford has announced his leadership bid for the Ontario Progressive Conservatives.

The entrepreneur made the announcement earlier today among family, friends, and pushers.

“To my supporters and customers, thank you for believing in me,” said the businessman. “I have gotten to know many of you in the basements and dark alleys throughout the province. For years, Kathleen Wynne and the Liberals have not been giving Ontarians a fair cut in the deal.”

The man who is responsible for keeping Etobicoke well supplied in the 1980s said that he didn’t want to see the PCs fall into the hands of the Colombian elites.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/mid-level-drug-dealer-announces-bid-ontario-pc-leadership/

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3. The Beaverton has really stepped up

They've really picked up the torch that This Hour Has 22 Minutes left behind a few years back. (I know they're still around, they're just not as good now as they were a few years back).

[Saviolo]

2. Just what the scandal-plagued Ontario PCs need.

A racist, ableist, sexist, mid-level drug dealer with familial ties to crack addicts. Go dive off the Leslie Spit, Doug.