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Marthe48

(23,676 posts) Wed Jun 10, 2026, 02:07 PM Wednesday

Another genie joke!

Genie says you get 3 wishes, but there are 3 rules:
No wishing for death
No wishing for more wishes
No wishing for dead people to come back.

Guy says, "I wish spiders had wings".

The genie says, "There are 4 rules."

lol

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Another genie joke! (Original Post) Marthe48 Wednesday OP

That one crept up on me! some_of_us_are_sane Wednesday #1

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Wednesday #2

I'm with the genie on this one nuxvomica Friday #3

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,824 posts)

1. That one crept up on me!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 02:11 PM

Wednesday

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,588 posts)

2. Ha!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 04:25 PM

Wednesday

nuxvomica

(14,355 posts)

3. I'm with the genie on this one

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jun 12, 2026, 09:13 AM

Friday

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