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Ptah

(34,168 posts) Mon May 25, 2026, 11:09 AM 17 hrs ago

I considered getting born again,

but I didn't want to put my poor mother through that.

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I considered getting born again, (Original Post) Ptah 17 hrs ago OP

..... have you considered a petri dish or a glass test tube for your second arrival ? magicarpet 16 hrs ago #1

Laura Petrie was a dish! Oo la la ! Ptah 16 hrs ago #2

reincarnation, maybe? rurallib 16 hrs ago #3

Just don't choose the Appalachian alternative EYESORE 9001 16 hrs ago #4

magicarpet

(19,452 posts)

1. ..... have you considered a petri dish or a glass test tube for your second arrival ?

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:25 AM

16 hrs ago

If you could pull it off you would have two birthdays and then entitled to double the gifts and double the cake those two days.

Happy Birthday TWICE.....

Ptah

(34,168 posts)

2. Laura Petrie was a dish! Oo la la !

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:38 AM

16 hrs ago

rurallib

(64,848 posts)

3. reincarnation, maybe?

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 11:44 AM

16 hrs ago

but before you can reincarnate there is a step you must go through

EYESORE 9001

(29,907 posts)

4. Just don't choose the Appalachian alternative

Reply to rurallib (Reply #3)

Mon May 25, 2026, 12:06 PM

16 hrs ago

Reintarnation. Nobody wants to come back as a hillbilly.

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