I thought I was the only one who did this.

[LuckyCharms]

I have to take two showers whenever I get a haircut.

The first shower is to be nice and clean for the barber.

The second shower is as soon as I get home from the barber, 45 minutes after the first shower, because even though he blows all of the cut hair off of me with an actual hair compressor hose, I still feel horribly uncomfortable and itchy after a haircut.

I also have a "special haircut shirt", and I have had one my entire life. I thought I was the only one who was like this, but the internet has reassured me that I'm not crazy.

I always wonder if my barber thinks that I only own one shirt.

[KS Toronado]

1. So haircuts make Tom feel yucky?

Betting that's not the only thing that makes him feel yucky.

[underpants]

2. I do the same. I don't have a haircut shirt though. 👀 Weirdo

I’m kidding.

I just took a shower. I’m getting a haircut hopefully this morning and I will shower again after I get it.
Man, I need a haircut bad. I have the next two days off work.

[LuckyCharms]

4. I can fed-ex you my haircut shirt if you want.

But you'll have to promise to return it.

I wish you success with your haircut today. I always get a little anxiety before a haircut, because, you know...you never know how these things are going to turn out.

[underpants]

8. Sports clips app

I know when I need to be there and pick who cuts it. I have two women that I go between. One just showed back up - she cut my hair 20 years ago at a historic barbershop downtown. Every Governor has gotten their haircut there for 50+ years. I wonder what Abbie will do. Neither one appears to be working today. Oh well I need a haircut.

[LuckyCharms]

9. I think I remember you posting about that?

She remembered you after 20 years, right?

[underpants]

11. Yep.

She said- You look familiar then she looked at my ticket and we both realized who each other were.

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) No fuss no muss Flowbee

[Sogo]

17. Whenever I've had a short, layered haircut (which hasn't been for quite some years), I used my Flowbee to cut it.

It worked great!

[debm55]

5. That's funny, LuckyCharms. Thank you for sharing.

[RainCaster]

6. Not me

I have so little hair that it doesn't bother me. I go about my day without a care.

[ret5hd]

7. i'm interested in this eternal shirt.

[justaprogressive]

10. You mean some people actually cut their hair?

WHY??!!

Didn't they read about Samson & Delilah?

[EYESORE 9001]

12. I just endure the remaining hair...those little pricks

I always ask for talc afterward, which provides some relief.

[Diamond_Dog]

13. This is similar....

I bought a haircutting kit many years ago to cut my husband’s and 3 sons’ hair. (All those kids’ haircuts really added up and we were living on a teacher’s salary).

When you are the one doing the haircutting, the hair goes down your sleeves and it itches like crazy, so as the designated hair cutter in the house, I have several hair cutting shirts dedicated to wear for hair cutting. I also wear an apron, but I always make sure to wear an old short sleeved t shirt when doing the cutting.

[Marthe48]

14. After reading the post, I want to take a shower

[dickthegrouch]

15. My fear of hairdressers wasn't for any physical discomfort

I never knew the names of the styles, and I was terrified of being asked what style I wanted.
I couldn't have cared less, but just the question that I couldn't answer was triggering.
I had a "Short back and sides" for many years.

[Talitha]

16. People in the Bible wore a hair shirt for penance.

Maybe if you wear the shirt and do your 'time' now, you'll go straight to the express lane at the Pearly Gates.

[3catwoman3]

18. Worse than hair in your shirt is hair in your bra.

Teeny, tiny bits of hair inside a bra might as well be cactus needles. They don't just itch, they hurt.