Today, I demonstrated my ability to predict the future. See, we was watching MSNBC and it was commercial time.

[3Hotdogs]

I told my wife, I can predict the future. My prediction: the next poor fuck whose face comes on the screen will have a medical problem and not only that - there will be a new drug to solve the poor sod's problem.

And I was right.

Well FUCK ME . She won't give me the $5.00 we bet.

Any advice on how to get me my $5?

[Tetrachloride]

1. Things she doesn't like

1. Music such as polka
2. odd clothing
3. Jimmy Stewart imitations
4. dad jokes
5. chop some onions

[stopdiggin]

2. I'm doubting whether she ever took the bet in the first place ...

And pretty decent chances on the fact that she wasn't listening to you at all .. ?

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[ret5hd]

6. yes dear...

of course dear…
uh huh dear…
if you say so dear…

[Norrrm]

3. Take it up with Judge Dredd

[3Hotdogs]

4. That brings back a bad memory, I wasted about $3.00 ro see that dog in the movie house

in Portland, Maine.

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

5. Double down

Odds r in yr favor lol

[some_of_us_are_sane]

7. Take it out in trade

[Vinca]

8. It's easy to predict the future when watching MSNOW. There's a break and the next thing you see is

the Portuguese baker, the little kid donating booties or the young fellow giving a plant a second chance. (Honestly, their ads are driving me nuts. I don't think they ever change them.)