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Niagara
(10,655 posts)And these people who write articles about how hair doesn't grow back darker and thicker after it's been shaved are absolute liars.
LuckyCharms
(20,036 posts)When I shave my beard, it has been growing back WHITER and thicker!
Niagara
(10,655 posts)I know that's because you cheat and you put that facial hair bleach cream on your beard!
LuckyCharms
(20,036 posts)or the fact that I'm in my late hundreds!
True Dough
(23,054 posts)I've dodged too many bullets from sasquatch hunters!
LuckyCharms
(20,036 posts)I've shaved your name into my chest hair. It kind of stung a little bit, so to limit the amount of shaving, I used my nipples to make two of the letters, so your name came out as...
TROE DOOGH
Niagara
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True Dough
(23,054 posts)It makes me tongue-tied. I mean all that hair on your chest would make me tongue-tied.
Niagara
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