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Billionaire joke
A rich lawyer was driving along in his stretch limo when he saw a humble man eating grass by the roadside.
Ordering his chauffeur to stop, he wound down the window and called to the man: “Why are you eating grass?”
“Because, sir,” he replied, “we don’t have enough money for proper food.”
“Come with me, then,” said the lawyer.
“But sir, I have a wife and seven children.”
“That’s okay. Bring them all along.”
The man and his family climbed gratefully into the limo.
“Sir, you are too kind. How can I ever thank you for taking all of us with you, offering a new home to total strangers?”
“No, you don’t understand,” said the lawyer. “The grass at my mansion is two feet high.
Ordering his chauffeur to stop, he wound down the window and called to the man: “Why are you eating grass?”
“Because, sir,” he replied, “we don’t have enough money for proper food.”
“Come with me, then,” said the lawyer.
“But sir, I have a wife and seven children.”
“That’s okay. Bring them all along.”
The man and his family climbed gratefully into the limo.
“Sir, you are too kind. How can I ever thank you for taking all of us with you, offering a new home to total strangers?”
“No, you don’t understand,” said the lawyer. “The grass at my mansion is two feet high.
I am SO ready for more billionaire jokes...
Found on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1kr2k1r/a_rich_lawyer_was_driving_along_in_his_stretch/
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