Ever have nicknames for you co-workers?

[True Dough]

Like these?

[mitch96]

1. I worked with a woman who would never shut up.. Always a brain dump that came out of her mouth

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We even caught her talking to herself when alone.
.We called her motormouth. Everybody knew who we were talking about...
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[AKwannabe]

2. Last summer two guys were hired

Eventually we called them tall useless and short useless. They were ridiculously useless and lasted less than 6weeks.

[OldBaldy1701E]

3. Sure.

Houdini - always disappears when there is work to be done.

Cobra, or Sneaky Snake - the one who is always starting crap to get them to fight because they find it funny.

Plastic Man (or Woman) - the employee who is part contortionist.

He-Man (or Wonder Woman) - the strongest employee.

James Bond (sometimes it was just 'secret agent') - the employee who always has some special thing to do that removes them from the usual drudgery of work stuff.

[zuul]

4. Tommy Boy

The boss hired his lazy, inexperienced son who couldn’t find a job anywhere else.

[littlemissmartypants]

5. I was given one. ...

Hollywood. Because I am a religious sunglasses wearer. I love my sunglasses because the sun causes cataracts and I love reading so much I protect my eyes.

Some days, it might be lunch before I realized that I still had them on my head.

❤️

[True Dough]

6. By "religious sunglasses wearer,"

do you mean the pair looked something like this, LMSP?

[littlemissmartypants]

7. Exactly. 😉🙃❤️

[True Dough]

10. Holy Jesus!

I bet they looked good on you too!

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Mother Mary...

Thought so.



❤️

[Niagara]

9. Ha!

[Niagara]

8. I learned something new today, LMSP

Overexposure to the suns UV rays can contribute to cataracts.


I did copy and paste the information but I'm currently on my phone so it didn't exactly work out for me this morning.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. ❤️

[Emile]

13. Ass Kisser

Mention ass kisser and everyone knew we were speaking about Ted.