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Silent Type
(9,600 posts)SheltieLover
(68,389 posts)Thx for the chuckles!
jmowreader
(52,321 posts)When I still lived in Germany I liked to go to this supermarket near base to buy things like sausages and beer. If the variety of sausage was smoked, smoke was listed as one of the ingredients.
Karadeniz
(24,457 posts)mwmisses4289
(1,115 posts)Thank you!
IronLionZion
(48,919 posts)I'm glad someone wants used men older than 29
mountain grammy
(27,832 posts)Thanks.
3catwoman3
(26,726 posts)My favorites:
Soy Milk
Duck
We'll wash the hell out of your car
niyad
(123,877 posts)The Oct 17 one can be read as, "this road will be closed on one of the days between the 17th and the 28th. We just don't know which one for sure yet."
About the first one. .which was truly clever. . . a friend nd I were talking earlier today about how marriage licenses should be $500, and divorces $35.
ShazzieB
(20,715 posts)"Hello, darkness, my old friend" is my favorite. That's how how I feel every fall after the time changes!
Wounded Bear
(62,020 posts)Emile
(34,832 posts)ProfessorGAC
(72,822 posts)The one saying "Free Beer, Topless Bartenders & False Advertising" reminded me that I always thought a great band name would be "Free Beer".
They'd be lined up to get in an hour before the band started.
Of course, there may be some very angry customers.
Skittles
(164,451 posts)I NEEDED THAT