Told Dunc the golden retriever,scientists are saying they may have resurrected a Dire wolf.

[Duncanpup]

At the moment I have meatloaf in oven and Dunc a golden retriever floof the apex predator ancestor of wolves is sitting here next to me.
And he is drooling the kitchen floor is wet he smells the meatloaf.
So I’m thinking as humans looking at my right paw a descendant of Wild Wolves . I’m thinking we really can screw shit up.

No judge i love my right paw my rotten soldier my best boy.

Yet I just read article on Dire wolf clone and I’m like after those dire wolves find out we have couches domestication is imminent.

[SheltieLover]

1. I wonder if they are prone to drama?

[marble falls]

3. Just one more damn thing to worry about. Figures. Dammit.

[SheltieLover]

4. Lol

Dunc frequently talks about his furry boy's drama...

Rosa Parks moment...

[marble falls]

2. They may be dire, but I hear they lay eggs and taste just like chicken.

[rubbersole]

5. Please don't say "couches" to the Dire wolves...

...JD Vance might overhear you and then there'd be a problem. "Dominance" isn't what the D stands for.

[AZ8theist]

10. Many, MANY people say the "D" stands for "dumbass"......

[Easterncedar]

6. Saw a New Yorker cartoon

2 White wolves, one says “We had to come back from extinction now?”

[paulkienitz]

7. Those new fake wolves are probably about as dire as a canada goose.

They should be labeled as "Ingredients: wolf*. (* May contain traces of dire.)"

[Figarosmom]

8. Or beds

I'm sure you're right. They'll just love beds, especially those heated ones.

[Dem2theMax]

9. Thank you, Duncanpup.

I needed this! More Dunc, more often, please.