The Borowitz Report: Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting about his cognitive health, on Monday Donald J. Trump asserted than an MRI performed on his brain found nothing.

“I had a perfect MRI,” he told reporters. “The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.”

Trump said there was no point in releasing his MRI because “there’s nothing to see,” adding, “It’s like the East Wing.”

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Good one Andy! It reminds me of Billy Preston's great old hit ... "Nothin' from Nothin' Leaves Nothing'"

[MustLoveBeagles]

1. Lol

[WmChris]

2. Most of us

Already knew there was nothing between his ears without any diagnostic machinery. Simple observation proved him and his followers incapable of logic or reasoning beyond immediate gratification of carnal desire.