The Borowitz Report: George Soros Declares Bankruptcy After Paying No Kings Protesters

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/george-soros-declares-bankruptcy

KATONAH, NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—George Soros has been forced to declare bankruptcy after paying over seven million people to attend the No Kings protests, the billionaire confirmed on Monday.

“When I agreed to pay everyone who showed up at these things, I had no idea so many people were going to accept my offer,” Soros admitted. “But a deal’s a deal.”

The legendary investor said that paying No Kings participants had required him to liquidate his most prized holdings, including his share in the orbital lasers operated by the Rothschild banking family.

Soros revealed that paying the five million Antifa members at the rallies cost him “a pretty penny,” adding, “They may be anarchists, but they don’t work for free.”

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Yes it's Andy Borowitz and this IS a JOKE!

Poor George Soros, he's such a nice and liberal-thinking American. He uses his wealth for good whenever possible.
Chump always bullies him unfairly...

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Seven million, George

Better pony-up for all those stragglers

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. Damn it

I still haven't received my check.