Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by Yonnie3 (a host of the Editorials & Other Articles forum).

Torn to pieces by brave journalist during commencement speech?

Accidentally deleted along with the embarrassing parts of his West Point speech?

Scolded to death by a harrumphing pearl-clutcher? JFC.


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Easterncedar]

1. For some reason I really wanted to see your post today

Sharing the dream. Thanks.

[SheltieLover]

2. Haunted to death by veterans' spirits he offended at Arlington?

Chomped in half by allegator while golfing in FL?

Shot dead by magat losing "gubmint benefits?"

Felled by backlash of self-hatred reflected in mirror?

[surfered]

3. Killed by an angry mob of residents from North Carolina, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Missouri,

..because FEMA is refusing assistance for weather disasters in their states.

[hlthe2b]

4. "No? We'll See About This!"

[twodogsbarking]

5. Terminal diaper rash. Swallowed his binkie.

[CaptainTruth]

6. One day we'll see this...

[SheltieLover]

11. ...

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[IronLionZion]

8. Couldn't handle being upstaged by a puppet frog

and gave up on life

[Wicked Blue]

9. Methane explosion caused by gas buildup in diaper

[Gordcanuck]

10. He'll check out when

the AI model can mimic his media flubs and mannerisms. It might take a while, it’s a real challenge.

[Blue Owl]

12. Head smashed in by a cheap, poorly-installed chandelier falling at Mag a Lardo

[Yonnie3]

13. Locking

Wrong forum - Suggest re-posting this in General Discussion.

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