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FakeNoose

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Fri May 16, 2025, 09:42 AM May 16

The Borowitz Report: Trump Establishes New Cabinet Department to Process Huge Volume of Bribes



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-establishes-new-cabinet-department

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—To process the avalanche of bribes offered him on a daily basis, on Friday the President created a new Cabinet-level department, Group Receiving Inducements For Trump (GRIFT).

“We’re getting thousands of beautiful gifts a day and we don’t have enough people to sign for them all,” Trump said. “Eric and Don Jr. can’t do it alone.”

In order to handle the administration’s soaring bribe surplus, GRIFT will have a workforce ten times the size of the EPA, officials said.

“The establishment of this agency is long overdue,” Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller said. “Obama and Biden failed to create the infrastructure necessary to operate a world-class kleptocracy.”
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The Borowitz Report: Trump Establishes New Cabinet Department to Process Huge Volume of Bribes (Original Post) FakeNoose May 16 OP
We will need some of Musk's artificial intelligence Bluetus May 16 #1

Bluetus

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1. We will need some of Musk's artificial intelligence
Fri May 16, 2025, 09:53 AM
May 16

To keep up with all the bribes. There are just too many for a human to keep track of.

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