The Onion - Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
WASHINGTONCondemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee status this week to former SS guards. The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sicktheyre literally hunting them down, said Trump, who greeted the small group of centenarians on the tarmac at Dulles International Airport and invited them back to the White House for an official welcome ceremony. Its targeted violence. The Schutzstaffel have been treated very unfairly for just doing their jobs. Their land was seized and turned into concentration camp museums. Thats why its so important that we get them all into the United States, where they can rest assured they wont be discriminated against. At press time, Trump was reportedly thanking senior advisor Elon Musk for bringing the plight of the Nazi people to the worlds attention.
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