Howard Lutnick's Take On Epstein

[gfarber]

There once was a mogul named Howie,
Who said Epstein was creepy and scowly.
“One visit,” he said,
“Then I fled full of dread—
That guy was just slimy and foul-y.”

A neighbor once darkened his door,
Whose secrets were rotten to core.
"One visit," he said,
"Then I fled, filled with dread—
He blackmailed the rich, nothing more."

Said Lutnick, “I saw through the act—
Just one creepy visit, that’s fact.”
But the rich played along,
While claiming no wrong—
Guess blackmail can cover a pact.