The Guardian of the Hormuz Strait.

[hay rick]

"The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as ‘THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,’ but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately."

Doesn't Mexico still owe us for the wall?

[johnnyfins]

1. If that is our contry's new name,

Does that make the Gulf of Mexico, The Gulf of the Guardian of the Hormuz Strait?

[Solly Mack]

2. Does that come with an outfit (cape, mask, tights)? Have someone ask Kristi Noem.

[hay rick]

3. Hair extensions cost extra.

[Solly Mack]

4. That's OK. I think the GotHS (Got Horseshit?) would be bald.