Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally upstaged by a zombie?

Seemed like a good idea, so he tried it?

Tried to pet a bison?


Just fucking died at long last?

[SheltieLover]

1. Exploded when doctors overfilled him with zombie juice?

[littlemissmartypants]

24. At $5.50 a gallon. $2 in three weeks.

❤️

[QueerDuck]

2. Fell in the shower? Slipped in the tub? Drown with his head in the toilet?

Did someone knock a toaster into his bath water?

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Heard Sam Neill died

and assumed he was eaten by a dinosaur. Called an emergency meeting in the White House situation room to combat the dinosaur threat. Gave a 45 minute speech about the dangers of dinosaurs running rampant in the country. Then left the meeting a slipped on the Coke he spilled and hit his head really hard.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Creative post 👍

Did Sam Neill really die?

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Yes, he did.

There was an op on it earlier.

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. I saw it

I was hoping it wasn't true.

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. Sad news.

I seem to have recovered from my two minutes of hate for him after most recently watching him in Peaky Blinders.

[SocialDemocrat61]

31. Sadly yes

[malaise]

4. Tried to pet a bison

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[Goonch]

5. ;-{) PICKLEBALL AORTIC DISSECTION

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, goddammit

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. He'd better hurry or he will be last!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

13. We share a dream

🙏🥂🍾🙏🥂🍾🙏🥂🍾🙏🥂🍾🙏🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

14. Most definitely!

[malaise]

8. No but

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If that photo isn’t AI, Moscow Mitch sure looks

[Goonch]

15. ;-{)....

[bluestarone]

17. Man, this looks like same photo.

Crazy.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Snakes on his new fourteen year old plane. They came back to meet their real father.

Apologies to snakes.

[Tetrachloride]

10. Aorta is so risky because of 3 syllables

in only 5 letters

[littlemissmartypants]

23. Now do aneurysm. Maybe we should start a list?

[twodogsbarking]

29. Ded. Three letters one sylable.

[littlemissmartypants]

30. Perfect! ❤️

[Tetrachloride]

33. Pneumonia

[littlemissmartypants]

43. The silent P is the foreshadowing.

Plus, that gives us options.

●Bacterial
●Viral
●Hospital-Acquired
●Community Acquired
●Walking
●Aspiration
●Healthcare-Associated
●Fungal
●Ventilator-Associated

All equal opportunity killers. Except maybe walking pneumonia. But if it's not treated, it will still present the opportunity.

❤️

[Aussie105]

11. Any day now . . .

Trump is being eaten away internally by his hate of people who don't do what he wants, and his general hatred of the human race.

Any day now his skin will pop and he will collapse like a punctured balloon.

Nothing left, just a pile of putrid orange skin with a dead ferret on top.

I can only hope it happens on camera.

[Blue Owl]

16. Head Pedophile Dead

Is the headline I’d love to read

[twodogsbarking]

18. Well, he ain't ded yet but we still have, well, Lindsey.

[littlemissmartypants]

44. Good enough for government work. For now.

[hlthe2b]

19. "Well, this crow thinks good things come in 'threes' so...."

while we wait...

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Doing it's happy dance

[littlemissmartypants]

22. 🌞Good morning!

Thrown off a roof for his own safety, while observing Russians at work during a training exercise.

🤡🇷🇺👏🤣Russians at work.

— 24Hours Ukraine (@24hoursukraine.bsky.social) 2026-07-13T10:50:48.465Z

🤡🇷🇺👏🤣Russians at work.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

[Tetrachloride]

34. Tin Roof Sundae

[littlemissmartypants]

35. OMG that shit sounds Good! Have you tried it?

I doubt that I can find it in my little town. But I'd sure try it if I could. Chocolate covered peanuts are one of my weaknesses. ❤️

[Tetrachloride]

46. as a kid, at Schwan's

[littlemissmartypants]

41. This is a Kamaz. For those reading the subtitles on the video.

[malaise]

47. Yours are always good

😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. Another disappointing day in the obituaries

[KS Toronado]

32. DR. JESUS MURDERED BY DROWNING

[littlemissmartypants]

36. What's the thing he's holding that he pushed up through the water?

[KS Toronado]

37. The Holy Halo this cartoonist always draws above his head.

Real Halos stay up by themselves but dumpie has to hold his up because he's a fake Jesus.

[littlemissmartypants]

39. I never would have figured it out without your help. ❤️

[KS Toronado]

45. Forgot to mention.........

Saint Peter told him it was absolutely the best Halo he had ever seen on a stick.

[Initech]

38. Drank the water from the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool that's filled with paint and hydrogen peroxide?

[Marthe48]

40. The lightning bolt missed again

N/t

[republianmushroom]

42. 86-47 however.