Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

OD'ed?

Stroked out in panic over the forthcoming release?

Died foaming at the mouth?


Just fucking died already?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to Greenspan's funeral

Tripped and fell into the grave. Andrea Mitchell blamed it on Hillary Clinton.

[Orrex]

4. LOL if only!

[hlthe2b]

2. Trumpies flee DC in panic...

After Vance's rabies revealed**



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https://upload.democraticunderground.com/10143684858

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Either:

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A) Missed a dose of Retatrutide

B) Someone switched Retatrutide with Aspirin.

[Goonch]

5. ;-{) 4th of July Mishap

[LymphocyteLover]

6. crushed by the plywood version of his Arc de Triumphe falling over on him?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goons-defile-national-mall-with-tacky-plywood-horror/

[malaise]

7. No but

What happened in Venezuela should frighten the hell out of him.
Folks are calling the two quakes his bad karma,

[SheltieLover]

8. Not yet, but hopefully today will be our lucky day.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Died of a 350 foot gash to his head.

[Joinfortmill]

10. Praying. Actually. Praying.

[surfered]

11. He's not playing golf. There are rumors he's taking a mysterious drug.

And he’s cracking under the pressure of his failures. He’s definitely getting closer to the end.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. Went out Joseph Stalin style

Hemorrhagic stroke lying in a pool of his own urine. Is Stephen Miller his Beria?

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.