Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell from the top floor of our pool?

Assassinated by a stage-four cancer victim working 80 hours per month as a hit man?

Stroked out whilst spewing yet another torrent of crazy bullshit?


Seriously, when is that miserable fucker going to die?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) DEFECATION INDUCED CARDIAC EVENT

[Seinan Sensei]

19. Died because he can't quit Putin

… uhm … pootin’

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Stinky but clever 😂

[malaise]

2. No but

He may trip over elected ReTHUGs who are running scared😀

[LymphocyteLover]

3. the stupidest way he could shed his mortal coil might be most appropriate... so #1

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Got into a fight with Netanyahu

Bibi sent Mossad agents to straighten him out and they got carried away.

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. We share your dream, but here's the problem...

[niyad]

7. And, I have checked with some of the interstellar beings. They do not

want him either.

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Jesus is taking a pass because donald never follows the rules

The devil is to because he doesn't want the competition.

[SheltieLover]

9. Keep it chilling. If he's not dead yet, he's damned close.

[surfered]

10. 🤞

[SheltieLover]

11. The whole world has their collective fingers crossed!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[SheltieLover]

8. Maybe so. He's been missing for a week, not that anyone is looking for him.

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. Like an STD he reappeared yesterday

[SheltieLover]

27. Fuck. Was it really him or a body double?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Trumps test results are in

[Blue Owl]

22. Yo MC Grim -- bring ya ass inside and START REAPIN'!

[JustAnotherGen]

13. I came here just to see this post today

I'm beginning to gain hope that you may get the answer you want very soon.

[hlthe2b]

14. "Don't blame me! That bloated orange menace got here before ME!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. 😂

Don't worry kitty we believe you.

[twodogsbarking]

15. I found entertainment for the 250 celebration. Best on the planet.

[Seinan Sensei]

17. Funerals are for the living

No for the dead

[hlthe2b]

20. Well, I appreciate the effort, but that big beluga is going to result in some broken shoulders

for those trying to lug him--much less dance with him. I'd bet there will be masses dancing around the massive coffin--assuming some embalmer manages to clean him up enough to avoid most of the off-gassing. .

[twodogsbarking]

28. post cremation.

[Joinfortmill]

16. No, goddamnit, but close...very close.

[malaise]

18. 10 days to the big 80

Please please please

[Blue Owl]

21. Please can today be THE DAY?

I need it... bad....