Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is "95% done.' The remaining 5%...

[demmiblue]

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

— Ol' Chef Dan (@olchefdan.bsky.social) 2026-05-25T10:36:12.826Z

[Maninacan]

1. 90/10 rule

Everything i made at work seemed 90% was done in 10% of the time. The remaining 10% of the work took 90% of the time.

[FBaggins]

2. Lol... all that's left...

... is the part that most matters.

[msongs]

3. do dems have a respopnse if a deal is reached? might boost trump's ratings except he caused it all

as in creating a problem where there was none and appearing to fix it

[SamuelTheThird]

4. Why would it boost his ratings?

Gas prices aren't going down even if a deal is reached this week

[gab13by13]

5. Please don't believe anything from "Insider"

he isn't very reliable.

Name me one issue out of that 95% that has been agreed to.

This nonsense about a peace deal being imminent is just a ruse to get the price of crude down and the market up, nothing has been agreed to.

Remember this; civilians are negotiating for Iran, anything they propose must be approved by the Supreme leader who is in hiding and just communicating with him is extremely difficult because of super strict security.

[Cosmocat]

8. There really is no "deal"

This is the pathetic story his administration is making to gaslight their idiot base while slowly walking away from it.

Iran knows this and is just going to do whatever it wants.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. So the 95% was agreement on what snacks to have during negotiations

tariffs on Persian carpets, that kind of thing. They have sorted out the Iranian football team's World Cup base too. Just dotting the "i"s of the Strait of Hormuz access, and crossing the "t"s of nuclear material, left ...

[Cosmocat]

7. They are going to declare victory

and walk away.

Iran knows it and will just do whatever they want to do.

These morons can bully and bullshit their way through US (not you and I, us), but can't bullshit and bully their way through middle east folks.