1. "I need a ballroom" 2. "R's leave on recess" 3. "Shots fired at WH" 4. "I told you I needed a ballroom" 5. "Yes SIR!"

[Miles Archer]

I had a friend message me as the headlines hit.

"Now he's going to say it's proof that he needs a ballroom."

At least his ear is OK.

[SheltieLover]

1. 6. Release the trumpstein files with all perp names unredacted.

[marble falls]

2. More importantly, did he retreat to the WH bunker in the basement, again?

[sheshe2]

3. He spends half his time a Merde F**k O

Does he want us to build him one there as well?!

[BigmanPigman]

4. Don't forget Don Jrs wedding...tRump said he'd be in DC today

How predictable. Usisng Don Jr's wedding as an excuse to "stay in the White House working on serious issues"...like his planned golf retreat to his club.

[usonian]

5. We MUST build the Epstein PANIC ROOM BALLROOM NOW!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221205550



Coincides with massive attack on Kyiv!!

Must be those LIBS attacking, like they did on January 6th.

It's all deranged. Stop this shit RFN.

[Figarosmom]

6. I thought of that immediately.

One article I read said the shooter is well known. How do we know there wasn't a deal made with him to just start shooting around the White House? They could have told him they would just arrest him and then let him go.

Since they lie so much, we don't know.

[LoisB]

10. Sounds plausible to me.

[live love laugh]

15. These were my thoughts the first time. And in both cases the potential accomplice was killed.

Dead men tell no tales.

[Figarosmom]

16. Well, yeah

And then there was the guy from the correspondents dinner. When law enforcement was asked about him during the press conference, the cop said he was in a good frame of mind. I thought WTF kind of answer is that and why would the guy be in a "good frame of mind"? Was he expecting a giant payday?

[Grim Chieftain]

7. So many almost assassinations

I almost believe it.

[Swede]

8. Weird flex - Skipping your son's wedding to attend a staged assassination, attempt certainly is a choice.

[BigmanPigman]

9. If you need something done right hire the Mafia!

Damn, this is their specialty, isn't it?!. I hope I'm invited to the next Mafia Meeting when they pass the hat to collect donations to put a real contract out on the fucking moron. I'm living near poverty level in CA and I'd be thrilled to give them whatever I possibly can...well worth the investment in my book.

[Swede]

11. Don Jr. planned the perfect alibi, but cheaped out on the hitman.

[calimary]

12. I cannot wait til he's gone.

Whichever way he steps away. I’ll take it.

But it’s GOTTA be permanent. And irrevocable.

[IronLionZion]

13. Not just one, He needs lots of ballrooms. And tax cuts. And invade Cuba.

[3catwoman3]

14. If he needs this effin' ballroom so badly, then no more going outside...

...to golf courses. Or to rallies. Or any other public appearances. He better just stay in it all the time.

[DET]

17. Double Edged Sword

Unfortunately, that could be used as a convenient excuse to cover up serious health problems, which we all know he has (indefinite ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ situation).