Who will the moron fire next...Hegseth, Patel or Miller?

[BigmanPigman]

And in what order? He threw the women under the bus first, now the dudes are in line.

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Patel.

[dpibel]

2. There is something different about Patel

If ya know what I mean...

[Metaphorical]

3. Miller will stay until the bitter end

Stephen Miller is Wormtongue to Trump's Theodin, but without the heroic redemption arc. He'll slink around the throne until it becomes obvious that Trump's stinking corpse is attracting too many flies, then will disappear to a mysterious villa in Argentina where they are growing Hitler clones, and will be taken out by a female sniper commando named Heidi at 2000 yards.

Hegseth will be mauled at a Toxic Masculinity sports bar and before Trump can announce his firing, we'll be trussed like a pig, dipped in honey, then transported to a fire ant nest in upper Iran where he will fail to prove himself masculine enough and succumb.

Kash Patel will be nominated as VP when JD assumes office, then will become the first recognized Indian President (we all know Kamela Harris was the first real president) when Vance is defenestrated trips through a second floor window onto rebar that used to part of the East Wing.

Sometimes fantasy is the only way to remain sane.

[choie]

4. gabbard

[Marie Marie]

5. Not done with the women - I think Tulsi Gabbard might fall before any of those men.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Women. Even Ivanka is starting to sweat a bit. nt

[Marie Marie]

10. ...

[usonian]

6. Hegseth, to boost Trump Vodka sales, Patel, "because" and not Miller.

Miller will fire the "suicide weapon" in the bunker and walk away, blaming Joe Biden.

Because Trump failed, and you know the price of failure.


From Russia with Love.

[fujiyamasan]

8. After them it'll be Patel

Gotta keep things pure you know?

[SSJVegeta]

9. Miller or Wiles

Either he fired Miiller and puts more responsibility on Wiles. Or fires Wiles and makes Miller CoS

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

11. Please let it be Hegseth