CPAC Straw Poll: Donald "Commander Cokespoon" Trump Jr. gets a STAGGERING 2% as 2028 GOP Presidential nominee

[Miles Archer]

WASHINGTON (TNND) — Vice President J.D. Vance won a straw poll at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) about the GOP presidential nominee for 2028.

The poll showed that Vance got 53% of the vote from those who attended the conference.

Meanwhile, Secretary of State Marco Rubio got 35%, while Donald Trump Jr. and Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis both got 2%, according to The Hill newspaper.

Kentucky GOP Sen. Rand Paul, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Texas Sen. Cruz, Gov. Greg Abbott and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard got 1%.

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[Initech]

1. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Also, no fucking way Trump Jr or Rubio make it past the primaries. MAGA is over, finished. Done.

[D_Master81]

2. It will just rebrand to something else

Just like the tea party they will just rebrand the right into some other name over the next few years

[Historic NY]

3. SNORT.

[BannonsLiver]

4. What makes people think the GOP will even have primaries in 2028?

50/50 the Orange pedo will simply select a nominee and cancel the primaries by clearing the field for his designee.

[Blue Owl]

5. Payback's an obituary, fuckers

[Renew Deal]

6. The crowd also cheered impeaching him

Which was pretty funny

[themaguffin]

7. Rubio thinks that he's an adult. He won't be able to explain his way out of this & he won't blindly get the cult vote