There's a new Jon McNaughton painting out!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

It's only $705. Soon you won't be able to fill your tank for that.

MAGA Symphony





You can feel it—the music is coming together—rising and stirring something deep inside. It’s the sound of a nation waking up and remembering who it is. When Americans pull together and trust a shared vision, they create something strong, lasting, and bigger than any one person. This is the MAGA symphony of our time.

I do had pegged number 4 (not that there's anything wrong with that) as Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that's Charlie Kirk. Goes to show you how much I know about art.

Get yours now before Kristi Noem is airbrushed out of existence.

[Blue Owl]

1. "...rising and stirring something deep inside..."

Is he referring to the explosive diarrhea this painting conjures up?

[hatrack]

2. I was thinking of projectile vomiting (or the dinner scene from Alien) . . .

Also, Needz Moar Flagzz!!!

[misanthrope]

19. I thought of salmonella

or ptomaine.

[belpejic]

3. Words fail me.

A symphony of painful, wet flatulence and other noxious hot air.

[Taylor Picker]

4. Melania doesn't even want to show her face in a PAINTING.

[sop]

5. Schlock art...

Jesus, Melania's even wearing her Spy vs. Spy hat.

[ornotna]

6. Words fail me

[Intractable]

7. Ugly painting with miserable-looking people. No one looks happy being in that orchestra.

I doubt Trump could even raise his arms that high.

[Blue Owl]

8. Step aside, Portsmouth Sinfonia... there's a new band in town

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[debm55]

9. Does anyone really buy this crap?. Asking for a friend.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. I expect Donald will be handing these out to family members at dignified transfers of remains.

They'll be billed later.

[musette_sf]

11. You will never find

a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[Liberal In Texas]

12. I don't think there's a one of them who would know which end of the bow to pick up.

More like the MAGAT Cacophony
Symphony indeed.

[Picaro]

13. Nauseating

[allegorical oracle]

14. Leavitt's depicted playing the harp. Does that make her a harpy?

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

15. Who wants that? Trump!!

[canetoad]

16. Quite possibly

The most ridiculous image I've seen in my life. When are they opening at the Kennedy Centre?

[GoCubsGo]

20. They'll be opening at the local landfill.

Because that's the biggest collection of garbage people ever assembled. Talk about the dregs of humanity.

As for the painting, it's hard not to laugh one's ass off at the delusional stupidity.

[Efilroft Sul]

17. Steve Bannon as the blowhard on the tuba is unintentionally pitch-perfect.

[Arthur_Frain]

18. But

It’s not a cult….

[LudwigPastorius]

21. Trump as a conductor?

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He couldn't conduct a circle jerk in a bus station bathroom.

[DET]

22. And then, of course...

There’s Elon in the back playing an acoustic guitar with the symphony orchestra and looking like a complete goofus.

[oasis]

23. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, "Nice

painting……..for me to poop on”.

[jmowreader]

24. Didn't that idiot McNaughton ever hear the phrase...

"he fiddled while Rome burned"?

[Betty Boom]

25. They truly live in an alternate reality

I suppose if you only surround yourself with other MAGAts, you have no clue as to how despised Trump and everyone that surrounds him are. Did they just ignore the polls or do they just not believe them?

[TommyT139]

26. Hilarious - he painted himself in there

...as if it's some Renaissance religious tableau. Number 33 ("Artist&quot - quite a significant number to choose.

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. $705 for the black velvet version, right?

If it's not on black velvet, forget it. I'm willing to overlook that there aren't any angels fluttering around *'s head.