Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House?
Here's a sampling of who gave the eulogies at their funerals:
Ronald Reagan: 2004 - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
Gerald Ford: 2006 - President Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush: 2018 - Jon Meacham
Jimmy Carter (how could I forget, my apologies) - 2024 - President Joseph Biden
Who do you think might give a eulogy at Donald Trump's funeral?
Here are my top two choices: Lindsey Graham, if he's lucky: Otherwise, Michael Flynn
Don't hold back, people. Tell us who you really think.
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In reality, who knows...or cares? 
I've already got the post-funeral repast covered.
And with Miller Beer!!
And I've already seen/created plans for the TRUMP MEMORIAL LIBRARY.
I really can't think of anyone low enough to deliver a eulogy.
How about the people who have profited most from his evil?
Pichai, Musk, Cook, Bezos, Altman,
But when you come down to it, since he's a chatbot already, (1) Robotic Trump will deliver his own eulogy!!!
Can't think of anyone more evil!!
If it MUST be a human, his body double.
(1) https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/
Judge for yourself.
Tue, Apr 29th 2025 09:34am - Mike Masnick
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But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems “hallucinating,” we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern — he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts don’t matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.
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This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, it’s precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the “system prompt” that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).
The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
• Confident assertions without factual backing
• Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
• Pattern-matching to previous responses (“ripped off,” “billions of dollars”)
• Optimization for what sounds good rather than what’s true
