You have to hand it to the Republicans

[True Dough]

If nothing else, they are consistent!

[PatSeg]

1. Very consistent

And they keep getting away with the same crap.

[Jvp]

7. same o same o....

This is no different from the Bush years. Lying, making up stuff to start a war (removing dangerous dictators to liberate the people), tax cuts for the wealthiest. Great at creating crisis in order to enrich themselves. Total incompetence at governing (see current cabinet), remember the governing of Bagdad? who was sent to govern? total incompetents! It's Bidens fault. This is one crazy country!!!

[PatSeg]

8. A whole lot of "Wag the dog"

in republican politics and because it seems to work, they haven't tried a new playbook. Learning to actually govern would be a fresh change on their part, but I'm not holding my breath.

Democrats usually run for office to serve their country and make a difference. Republicans run to serve themselves and their big donors, and they will do anything to accomplish their objectives.

[BattleRow]

15. Republicants..

Always on the job..

Doing a job ON you...NOT .....
FOR you!

[PatSeg]

24. Sounds like a bumper sticker!

"Doing a job ON you...NOT FOR you!"

[BattleRow]

25. Maybe it will stick..pun intended.

[PatSeg]

26. Ha, ha!

It definitely is catchy and memorable.

[Jack Valentino]

36. Trump finally got a pet dog!

It's name is 'Epstein'

[2naSalit]

2. Don't forget...

Cutting benefits for the troops.

[paleotn]

3. They're not the most creative bunch...

but they are the most destructive.

[SergeStorms]

21. They don't have to be creative....

when they're preaching to an audience that thinks only with the reptilian part of their brains.

[Harker]

4. I have a few things I'd like to hand to them.

[twodogsbarking]

6. You have to hand it to a blind prostitute.

[Harker]

10. I was thinking of things that I would not want back.

[IronLionZion]

5. But what does that have to do with the price of eggs?

Supposedly that was very important to voters in fall 2024.

I'd rather have some temporary high egg prices, and leaders who laugh or whatever their issue with Kamala Harris was. President Harris would serve Olympic medalists much better food than cold McDonalds. I think we'd have fewer people dying of Measles too.

[aggiesal]

11. Feeding the Olympic medalists much better food, would have dipped into his grift & we can't have that. n/t

[LisaL]

9. Yet American voters never learn.

Go figure.

[Probatim]

33. The 35% who regularly vote for Rs can't have more than one thought in their angry little heads

and they have the memories of goldfish. Angry and dumb is always a good voting block for shitty politicians.

[betsuni]

12. "Fool me once ... shame on ... shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

[0rganism]

13. Micah left out step 5: War profiteers and ultra-rich assholes pour billions into GOP "SuperPACs" promoting Republicans.

step 6: goto step 1
And the cycle repeats. Consistency, as you say.

[calimary]

14. I have NOTHING to hand to Republicans

except escort-service to the nearest and most securely-guarded penitentiary.

[True Dough]

18. That's surely not the escort service that many older male Republicans are seeking

And some of them, most unfortunately, prefer the escorts to be under-age.

[calimary]

19. Yep. The bad guys have it all rigged to be winners.

[D_Master81]

16. And we will have to clean it all up

Whatever Dem gets elected in 28 will have a mess to clean up but the American people will put Republicans back in charge cause they will cry all day every day about socialism and government overreach that will ruin the country.

[czarjak]

17. Trump:

“George Bush was a disaster.”

[calimary]

20. NO, donald.

YOU are the disaster.

[DemocracyForever]

30. Bush was created by the Rehnquist 5...

who shredded the U.S. constitution to illegally install him against the will of the people.

[czarjak]

34. Ugly Truth

[BaronChocula]

22. Continued...

> Loses election so Democrats can clean up mess.

> Once mess is cleaned up, gets voted back into power.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

23. I'd say....

those three things are ACTUALLY a Republican "Mission Statement".

[ancianita]

27. Yep, same thing every time. Fear and hate get votes every time.

[BattleRow]

28. And perhaps an addendum..

Acquiescent accomplices and volunteer victims..

[DemocracyForever]

29. Bush was appointed Not elected by the GOP Rehnquist 5!

[Attilatheblond]

31. GOP benefit cuts + wars equals poor young people KIA & MIA via poverty draft in order just to eat and have housing.

Keeps the rabble from having too much time & energy to build a rebellion against the Oligarchs.

edited because equal sign = won't show up in title

[KPN]

32. Creating snd then actively engaging an enemy is a

great distraction …

[Dave Id]

35. The old saying proves to be true again

"history repeats its self"