RFKjr "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats."

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

Said to a podcaster this week



https://www.al.com/politics/2026/02/trump-cabinet-member-hopes-kid-rock-joins-him-in-sobriety-i-used-to-snort-cocaine-off-toilet-seats.html

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

1. That's how you say "all the best people" in MAGAGOPian (n/t)

[jls4561]

2. That makes sense. Toilet seats are cleaner than most of the people you associate with, Bobby.

[C_U_L8R]

3. That explains a lot.

[AZJonnie]

4. That is one of his more rhetorically sound syllogisms, I'll give him that

Makes assertion, then provides clear evidence for assertion.

It's not perfect by any stretch, but it's pretty solid stuff, given who it is

[Srkdqltr]

5. Eeeuuuu. Ikkkkk

[Bayard]

15. I know, right?

[sop]

6. Yeah, I can see Mr. MAHA doing lines off a toilet seat.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. I thought that this was satire until I saw this

Link to tweet

[StarryNite]

8. I don't believe much of what he says but I believe that.

[rsdsharp]

9. That's what passes for a flex in this administration.

[videohead5]

10. I don't want to hear another fucking word from MAGA

About Hunter Biden.

[LuckyCharms]

11. That's how you get brain worms. n/t

[enid602]

12. Snort

But will he snort the lines off TRUMP’S toilet seat. That’s the test these days.

[bluestarone]

13. Hey DICK HEAD!

I've never ever found this PUKE more usable until this administration began.

[SoFlaBro]

14. That MAGA motherfucker is sloppy as fuck. A gross, pissed-on, fuckstain. Piss on that fucking turd.

[sheshe2]

16. GROSS GROSS GROSS

[turbinetree]

17. So you were snorting coke around the Covid timeframe..........Hey maga senators and DOJ...............

do you think by some strange a chance a person that admitted that he snorted cocaine on a fucking toilet seat should be in office with my life and million of others.............. hey Cassidy do you think that you have the means and the ability to start impeachment proceeding against the addict...........did you know about this shit sandwich along with the other 51 assholes that voted to place this asshole in power did you and the others just collect a taxpayer paycheck to just to say fucking yes , did any of you investigate anything about this guy..........I am absolutely livid............time to call Bill Cassidy's office in Washington....................November cannot get here fast enough...........

U.S. Capitol Switchboard: [phone]

[Alice Kramden]

18. Clueless, misguided, misinformed on so many levels

And he publicly demonstrates it at every opportunity

[chelsea0011]

19. A toilet seat was the only flat surface

available? Now, that’s rock bottom.

[Initech]

20. Maybe that's how he got the worm in his brain?

[kwolf68]

21. This regime is incredible

Amazing how so many idiots could be assembled like this. Not ONE SINGLE person in this cabal has intelligence, integrity, a sense of ethics, or morality.

To quote Ben Kenobi from star wars:
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

[0rganism]

22. Sure, why not? No one's really surprised by this crap anymore

Kinda sad, I remember a time when having a cabinet secretary, let alone the HHS secretary, say something like this would be an endless high-pressure relentless media scandal, resolvable only by the resignation or firing of said official. Now it barely breaks this week's top 20, and it could easily be displaced by something far worse before Monday.

[Talitha]

23. Dump's ass was too round?