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erronis

(23,230 posts)
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:23 PM Wednesday

Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-is-such-a-bitch

A Pedophile Protector in Pumps & Pinstripes

As always, JoJo has a whole lot to say, and with colorful words. I'll just grab the first bits...

It was another day ending in Y in Donald Trump's motherfucking America. And there we were again, dragged into yet another gobsmacking gauntlet of gilded grift and grievance theater -- a stress test of our sanity, our restraint, our daytime sobriety and our ability to resist the urge to chuck the goddamn remote control through the goddamn living room window.

I was watching clips from the Bondi hearing -- which dragged its bloated carcass across my screen for hours -- and it was the single most unprofessional, evasive, petulant, mean-girl spectacle I have ever seen in my life.

She was smarmy. Insufferable. Condescending. Combative. And so fucking rude.

Was she raised by a marauding band of exiled Real Housewives, bottle-fed on boxed Pinot Grigio and menthols, left to marinate in a playpen with a bleach cocktail and a stack of National Enquirers? Did she learn her signature brand of venom by mainlining reruns of Jerry Springer and YouTube compilations of cats getting drop-kicked?

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And the perfect example of this asshoe:
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Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch -- JoJoFromJerz (Original Post) erronis Wednesday OP
Pam Bondi is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell. That is all. nt Dulcinea Wednesday #1
I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is. Trueblue1968 Wednesday #25
Bondi is looking a bit haggard UpInArms Wednesday #2
Damn Traildogbob Wednesday #7
She looks like a hexenbiest from the show "Grimm" FoxNewsSucks Wednesday #16
Kinda. Loved that show! electric_blue68 49 min ago #36
I think all that hate and vile StarryNite Wednesday #18
There's a word that describes her ...... Bread and Circuses Wednesday #3
Definitely. FoxNewsSucks Wednesday #15
Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun. calimary Wednesday #27
No judge would put up that attitude and behavior. no_hypocrisy Wednesday #4
Disbarment is warranted. The Wizard Wednesday #11
Clear contempt of Congress. returnee 13 hrs ago #33
Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it. Volaris 19 hrs ago #29
Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and JudyM 15 hrs ago #32
Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy. CincyDem Wednesday #5
Snarling bitch, yes. CousinIT Wednesday #6
I think someone named her as the dump's consigliere. erronis Wednesday #8
trump's snarling bitch describes that fucking bitch pretty good (imo) nt orleans Wednesday #13
Yes, it does. FoxNewsSucks Wednesday #19
Princess Pamela Blondi, nose in the air. Sogo Wednesday #9
Haughty whore. poli-junkie Wednesday #10
If Bondi had a regular job, Grim Chieftain Wednesday #12
Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable. Fla Dem Wednesday #14
She sure didn't do herself any favors. ReRe Wednesday #22
The way she clinches her fucking teeth. hamsterjill Wednesday #17
Don't know if I'd call her a "bitch: . . . AverageOldGuy Wednesday #20
Can we retire the word bitch? evemac Wednesday #21
This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE? CTyankee Wednesday #24
(It's not a slur if it's true......) lastlib Wednesday #26
Yes, it is a slur still obamanut2012 18 hrs ago #31
Still what? evemac 2 hrs ago #35
It is a slur evemac 2 hrs ago #34
Seriously agree obamanut2012 18 hrs ago #30
She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room. patphil Wednesday #23
True, and it's sickening. FoxNewsSucks Yesterday #28

Trueblue1968

(19,163 posts)
25. I hate her dry died hair and her guts. What an evil bitch is.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:08 PM
Wednesday

Nasty, mean hearted and rude. She will be in hell forever. Satans dishwasher.

UpInArms

(54,509 posts)
2. Bondi is looking a bit haggard
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:34 PM
Wednesday

Her makeup is not covering the dark circles and creeping etch lines



She’s going to need thicker spackle

Traildogbob

(12,769 posts)
7. Damn
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:58 PM
Wednesday

This picture looks Like Lindsay Graham in a wig when he pissy fits. Both, raging bitches. Both listed in the files.

StarryNite

(12,057 posts)
18. I think all that hate and vile
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:03 PM
Wednesday

is aging her like an old banana that fell out of someone’s grocery bag onto a parking lot in Phoenix at 2:00 pm on the hottest day of the year.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,588 posts)
15. Definitely.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:57 PM
Wednesday

At least most people called "bitches" have one or more minor redeeming qualities. The word she deserves applies to anyone who is so much worse that they have NO redeeming qualities at all. None.

That's Bondi.

calimary

(89,349 posts)
27. Her name itself is likely to become a descriptive noun.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:44 PM
Wednesday

Or it could become a verb, as in “she really Bondi’d herself in that latest news clip.”

no_hypocrisy

(54,610 posts)
4. No judge would put up that attitude and behavior.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:35 PM
Wednesday

Contempt of Court followed by an Ethics Complaint followed by Censure or Disbarment.

Volaris

(11,541 posts)
29. Even the republicans in congress shouldnt be willing to tolerate it.
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 07:24 AM
19 hrs ago

She's not there for a debate in a public forum. She's a WITNESS in an Article 1 oversight hearing. She needs to sit down and shut her fuckin mouth.
I've seen drunk strippers better behaved at work than that woman was yesterday.

JudyM

(29,688 posts)
32. Look who headed the hearing and how he acted... gave her free reign and played right along, rolled his eyes at and
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 11:46 AM
15 hrs ago

not-so-subtly mocked Dems.

CincyDem

(7,348 posts)
5. Smarmy is a great word for it. While it was all insufferable, I thought her new (to me) tactic was particularly smarmy.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:36 PM
Wednesday

At the beginning of virtually every republican, she asked "can I respond to that". didn't matter if there was a question hanging from the Dem or not. Then she went on some rant, usually referencing her "hit list" binder to be sure she got her slander in without having to hear any follow up from the Dem (because it was technically the republican's time). I only check a few but it seemed like the time she took did not get charged to the republican.

smarmy move to get the last word in.

CousinIT

(12,383 posts)
6. Snarling bitch, yes.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 08:57 PM
Wednesday

We need to rename her job title. She’s not Attorney General of the US. She’s the Attorney General of Donald Trump.

Grim Chieftain

(1,451 posts)
12. If Bondi had a regular job,
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:32 PM
Wednesday

management would probably recommend her for a psych evaluation after today's bizarre performance.

Fla Dem

(27,505 posts)
14. Watched as much as I could, but wasn't much. Her talking over the Reps questioning her was despicable.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 09:44 PM
Wednesday

She does look a bit stressed. And what is she using on her eyelashes???? Black putty?

ReRe

(12,183 posts)
22. She sure didn't do herself any favors.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:46 PM
Wednesday

"Unkempt" is a word that came to my mind. Should have taken a tranquilizer before heading into her very deserved personal combine. The whole world was watching, after all.

hamsterjill

(17,221 posts)
17. The way she clinches her fucking teeth.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:02 PM
Wednesday

It's the mark of someone who is a practiced liar - and boy, has she practiced. I cannot wait until she is tried, convicted and put away.

evemac

(290 posts)
21. Can we retire the word bitch?
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 10:44 PM
Wednesday

I agree she is horrible and terribly childish in her responses, but as a feminist, I just would rather people use descriptive words that are not sexist-based.

CTyankee

(67,931 posts)
24. This old feminist agrees. Shall we just call her VILE?
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:05 PM
Wednesday

She is a vile human being. I feel sorry for anyone who has to interact with her for any reason.

lastlib

(27,841 posts)
26. (It's not a slur if it's true......)
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:14 PM
Wednesday

(my 2cts.)

I don't know of another person I would call that, but I don't shrink from applying it to EvaBlondi. I just wish she would swallow the cyanide capsule.......

evemac

(290 posts)
34. It is a slur
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 12:26 AM
2 hrs ago

Yes, bitch is widely categorized as a gendered or misogynistic slur. While its usage has become casual in some contexts, it remains one of the most common and charged insults in the English language.

obamanut2012

(29,267 posts)
30. Seriously agree
Thu Feb 12, 2026, 08:25 AM
18 hrs ago

Some if the comments in this thread aren't great.

Bondi is vile and s sociopath. We don't need gendered slurs.

patphil

(8,855 posts)
23. She has a smug, arrogant look about her; a look of total disrespect for everyone in the room.
Wed Feb 11, 2026, 11:03 PM
Wednesday

But when she speaks about Trump, she's all gushy in her obvious worship of the man...her lord and master.

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