"Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything, left 4 tickets for the Melania movie. It's a hate crime."

[Miles Archer]

Many Melania movie jokes here:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/jokes-melania-movie-waaaay-funnier-172547268.html

Mostly screen shots from Twitter.

[hlthe2b]

1. That's funny...

Melania won't think so, but....

[lastlib]

17. .....which makes it even funnier!

[mercuryblues]

2. LOL

Melania has accomplished something, I didn't think she was capable of...

Made a movie with her clothes on.

[rubbersole]

9. I was disappointed.

I thought it would be very entertaining to hear Moses Mike field questions about it.🍿

[mercuryblues]

14. lol

I wonder if he will take his son to see it.

[SheltieLover]

3. Lol

[a kennedy]

4. Now this is just sick AND wrong.

[Wounded Bear]

5. K&R and LOL...nt

[yellow dahlia]

6. Thanks - I needed that.

[progressoid]

7. Our local AMC isn't listing it on their website. You have to search for it.

So far 3 people have purchased tickets.

[mysteryowl]

8. Thanks for the laugh!

[electric_blue68]

10. OMG! That's Worse Than unlocked, empty suburban cars parked at a mall where....

other neighbors unload big bags of overgrown zucchini that they forgot to keep an eye on from their own gardens; onto unsuspecting victims !!


(a joke scenario from a real '80s gardening magazine)

And TY that was very funny!🎬📽

[live love laugh]

11. They'll buy ghost seats for appearances just like they buy their own books nobody reads.

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[Ol Janx Spirit]

20. I hope sombody will go in and video the "sold out" yet empty theatres....

You know it is going to happen....



This thing will be a $100 million PR flop by the time all is said and done.

[LilElf70]

12. Made my day

And oh, all of them are soooooooo appropriate.

[niyad]

13. "We The People Have Had Enough". .some of the ads on that page

are for hats with that saying on them. Talk about product placement!

[tishaLA]

15. One from my YouTube scroll: "Abraham Lincoln said....

that watching 'Melania' was the worst experience he's ever had in a theater."

[Probatim]

16. Reminds me of the time my friend and I were in town and left his accordion in the car.

We came back a few hours later and found the rear window smashed - he ran to the car worried that someone stole his family heirloom.

When I got there, I found there were two accordions in the back seat.

[Marie Marie]

18. "Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out."

[Montauk6]

19. I just hope it doesn't become an unintentional cult classic

[Ol Janx Spirit]

21. Probably only if it becomes a drinking game... :P NT

[chouchou]

22. They were going to pay people to go see the movie but...

....figured the 75 million from Amazon wasn't near enough.

[C Moon]

23. What? No Melaniamania?

[moonscape]

24. Best one was:

If it was shown on a plane. people would still walk out.