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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report-Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing
Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing
— Teawhalem (@teawhalem.bsky.social) 2025-12-01T13:22:43.311Z
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Boasting about his cognitive health, on Monday Donald J. Trump asserted than an MRI performed on his brain found nothing.
I had a perfect MRI, he told reporters. The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.
Trump said there was no point in releasing his MRI because theres nothing to see, adding, Its like the East Wing.
I had a perfect MRI, he told reporters. The greatest doctors in the country looked at my brain and came up empty.
Trump said there was no point in releasing his MRI because theres nothing to see, adding, Its like the East Wing.
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The Borowitz Report-Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
16 hrs ago
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Srkdqltr
(9,184 posts)1. Old joke, but relevant
LetMyPeopleVote
(173,364 posts)2. Borowitz published this today
âI had a perfect MRI,â he told reporters.
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) 2025-12-01T13:08:27.156Z
surfered
(10,581 posts)3. As expected...
WestMichRad
(2,836 posts)4. I thought Borowitz was satire
not factual reporting. Huh.
LetMyPeopleVote
(173,364 posts)6. It is very hard doing satire in today's world
UTUSN
(76,458 posts)5. This BOROWITZ title gave me a different laugh - silent, fall forward with breath exhalation
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(131,559 posts)7. I believe it