Calling all musicians
I came up with some lyrics, late night, so a little ragged.
I don't have a tune.
The third and fourth lines are a bit Johnny Cash-like.
Hear any Elvis here? Jailhouse would be fine for the fake king.
Nothing? Share with a musician with a 🎸 gee-tar. 🎸
Every day sees higher prices
Every day another crisis
Unhinged episodes combine (2)
Each more violent and obscene
To take the spotlight
— off Epstein
Everything that he accuses
is a thing that he abuses
It’s a place where he has gone
Like a shabby Mafia Don
Any One his outrage sways
Is a person he betrays
Words are just synthetic(1) honey, to
Drain your honor and your money
He claims he’s for America First
That’s a lie that’s just the worst
Billions for his foreign debt
We get zilch
— He gets a jet
Epstein, Epstein, king of blackmail
Conveniently, he died in jail
Victims aren’t free, (or) they’d he saying
The name of him that
— they’re still paying
Desperate to protect himself
He wants those files upon a shelf
Never ever to be seen
To protect the King and Queen
Lyrics are creative commons licensed.
Use any way you choose, even play them backwards. No attribution needed, nor requested.
8 beats to the measure.
I mispronounced Epstein, so there's an alternate line #4
(1) or Grok-made, or duck-speak
(2) So Epstein is pronounced eps-teen?. I never knew him.